1796: According to Jim
 

"You know all those things you want Mom to do? That's what we do."


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I can't fucking believe that Chemmo & Lauren get shit daily for being out in public.

Don't these cunts (the ones giving shit, not C&L) have anything fucking better to do?

Fucking amazing.

I can understand occasionally, because there are dickheads everywhere, but fucking daily (I realise this may not be literally daily, but I assume regularly)??? Wow.

I did stare at a lesbian (I assume) couple a few weeks ago. I was waiting in the checkout line, and they were both dressed in camo pants, combat boots & flannel shirts, completing the ensemble with short cropped grey hair. I didn't spit on them, but I did stare for a bit, thinking to myself "way to rock a stereotype, ladies". They may have interpreted my gaze as harassment (if they even noticed). I hope not.


I am ashamed to say I forgot it was pride month. When Jim said he was gay, I was surprised. It was that radio voice that made me assume he was a good clean law abiding straight white man.

Fucking good guest. This ep (so far) has been wide ranging and down to earth. I don't know if you can be "wide ranging" and "down to earth" at the same time, but IMO Jim and his orifices full of dicks is pulling it off. This wasn't one of those eps where I was pissing myself laughing every 10 secs, but it was one that I'll probably re-listen to.

I don't want to be famous but I'd like to have enough money that I wouldn't have to worry about running out. A certain amount of fame does come with having money though, but I wouldn't want to be in the public eye.

Man cannot serve two masters, Saint Willy; and money is the root of all evil.

How do you reconcile your desire for money with your desire to serve God?

Jim was very interesting and had plenty to share, but his constant interrupting got on my nerves very quickly. It seemed pretty disrespectful.

Wrong it's the love of money that's the root of all evil. Money isn't worthy of being worshiped but it's real hard to live without it.

Well fuck me, looks like you were paying attention in Sunday School, and I wasn't.

You make good points, St Willy, and I bow to you as the wiser man.

What are your feelings on the current month of homosexuality?

I try to ignore the homosexual emphasis of this month. Chemda is involved with Lauren who's biologically female and I'm not discouraging that. Anderson Cooper finally came out as gay and I still respect him as a journalist. I think Jim Parsons is really funny in The Big Bang Theory. Sara Gilbert does a good job on The Talk and she is also one of the show's creators. Homosexuality is a sin, but so are other things like lying, stealing, sex with a person outside of marriage, etc.

Jesus, dude.

Ok, WSEIII. We get it. You are trying your darndest to get into EXTRA heaven.