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Old 06-26-2013, 03:56 PM   #21 (permalink)
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What where their names again. I won't do anything illegal.
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Old 06-26-2013, 04:29 PM   #22 (permalink)
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I'm embarrassed to say it wasn't till I replayed the end a second time before I realised it was a joke .
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Old 06-26-2013, 06:06 PM   #23 (permalink)
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I still refuse to accept it was a joke and I'm downloading the episode over and over again as we speak, until I get the complete ending. Currently on download #129

I'll let you know guys, don't worry.
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Old 06-26-2013, 06:17 PM   #24 (permalink)
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I found this ep very confusing.

Normally Keith & Chemmo are direct and clear with what they say & think, but I couldn't figure out if they liked Murphy's video productions. Really picked up mixed messages. Fucking say what you really think ffs.
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Old 06-26-2013, 06:25 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Is this Jeff the Jerkoff?
I'm a relatively new listener, been listening to the show for about 1 year now. The name Jeff the Jerkoff rings a bell, but I've no idea who that is.

Also, I was agreeing with Keith's rant about the video people being shitty, dunno why that makes me a bad guy. Was it that I said the video compression rant bugged me?

I am however basing my comments on listening to the first 20 minutes or so of the episode as I walked to work, so I may be missing some crucial details :P

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Old 06-26-2013, 06:53 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Similar to Jeff the Jerkoff, you said I was wrong about something but offered no information about what's right, regardless of me obviously being right in the first place. I know what the average size of good quality things comes to, and of course the length of the file has to do with that.

C'mon now.
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Old 06-26-2013, 07:38 PM   #27 (permalink)
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I must say though, the rant by Keith about video compression and how 600mb translates to 1 hour kind of bugged me... that's not how video compression works.
Almost every video codec works the same as far as compression. After it's rendered, the file size is around 600MB per hour, unless it's HD. And even that has no real standards.

A 30 minute 720p AVI is typically around 1GB. Once it's uploaded to YouTube (converted to Flash) it's around 300MB.

The files Keet got were probably MOV or a similar format, and it sounds like it was converted from SD to HD which would explain the pixelation and general shitty-ness as far as quality. A lot of "video producers" do that.

Sorry if I got too geeky.. heh.
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Old 06-26-2013, 08:14 PM   #28 (permalink)
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I know what the average size of good quality things comes to
hurr hurr hurr

that's wut she said...
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Old 06-26-2013, 09:03 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Almost every video codec works the same as far as compression. After it's rendered, the file size is around 600MB per hour, unless it's HD. And even that has no real standards.

A 30 minute 720p AVI is typically around 1GB. Once it's uploaded to YouTube (converted to Flash) it's around 300MB.

The files Keet got were probably MOV or a similar format, and it sounds like it was converted from SD to HD which would explain the pixelation and general shitty-ness as far as quality. A lot of "video producers" do that.

Sorry if I got too geeky.. heh.
Depends on the bitrate... it just so happens that generally speaking with common settings it comes out to about 600mb.

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Similar to Jeff the Jerkoff, you said I was wrong about something but offered no information about what's right, regardless of me obviously being right in the first place. I know what the average size of good quality things comes to, and of course the length of the file has to do with that.

C'mon now.
Any additional information I could offer would be dry, and rather advanced. Hell, even I don't get a lot of it. From what I know about you from listening to the show I doubt it would interest you, but here are some links so that I'm not a jerk off.

Specific to h.264 encoding which is the most common video compression codec these days:

H.264/MPEG-4 AVC - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

particularly this section: H.264/MPEG-4 AVC - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Bonus video: How Does Video Compression Work? - YouTube

I'm no expert on the topic mind you, but I work with h.264 enough to know a little.

Reading back on my post, this kind of seems jerk-offy. Jerk-off if you do, and jerk-off if you don't I guess.
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