1803: Keith's Honeymoon

Keith · 07-01-2013, 06:32 PM

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looseidrummer · 07-01-2013, 08:17 PM

Dude, i had the same chafing issue when i went to Jamaica. Went snorkeling and then got out and walked quite a way down 7 mile beach in my damp suit. I think the salt in the water makes it worse. Sux Assballs

bw81 · 07-01-2013, 08:41 PM

Thanks for the great ad, Keith and Chemda!

Make sure you check out my brother's site for his first book;

Grow Up: Life Lessons Away From Home

You can get info on the book, where to buy it, sample chapters (through the Amazon store), etc... PLUS! As this website is exclusive to KATG listeners, you could win a free digital copy of the book.

looseidrummer · 07-01-2013, 08:45 PM

Maybe in the 2nd edition a section on vacation chafing

Super Mario · 07-01-2013, 11:26 PM

Went scuba diving when I was in Hawaii it was awesome

Scumhook · 07-02-2013, 06:35 AM

Shades of Keith keep coming out.

Vulnerable shades; little precious shades, like not knowing how far continents are from each other and that walking in wet shorts will chafe your fucking legs.

Shades of openness, like asking people in stores about what he should get; needing the input from females on which painkillers he needs and other such domestic purchases.

Shades of wide-eyed tourist. The PA lad, making his way in the big city, meets the girl of his dreams and now flies to Hawaii to play in the sand with his sweetness.

All these shades serve only to flesh out the enigma that is Keith, and lend substance to the man behind the microphone.

Thank you for sharing. Thank you for being the chubby cheeked, sleeveless angel gracing our pod-devices, 5 times a week.

Midwest Mike · 07-02-2013, 09:41 AM

Keith's cracked rib sounds like the oceans revenge for all of that wave punching in the past. Karmas a bitch!

Congrats Keith and Cat!

Sakugenken · 07-02-2013, 09:47 AM

Broken ribs are tough. I've done it twice, once unhooking a truck in my teens and once by my wife in a fit of passion. Hurts like a bitch when you cough or laugh. Hang in there Keith! Also congratulations!

flerchin · 07-02-2013, 10:19 AM

Geez Chemda, get ahold of yourself. You're going to end up in jail. If you need to join a boxing club, do that.

Imagine explaining yourself to anyone's mom. Not these moms blocking the street, but your mom, Keith's mom, Lauren's mom. This is not how adults conduct themselves in public. You want to be proud of your own behavior.

TAFKAP · 07-02-2013, 10:44 AM

This is nuts that anyone would include blowjobs in their number. I have never heard of such silliness.

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looseidrummer Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 26	Dude, i had the same chafing issue when i went to Jamaica. Went snorkeling and then got out and walked quite a way down 7 mile beach in my damp suit. I think the salt in the water makes it worse. Sux Assballs Keith likes this.
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bw81 Administrator Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Australia Posts: 567	Grow Up: Life Lessons Away From Home giveaway Thanks for the great ad, Keith and Chemda! Make sure you check out my brother's site for his first book; Grow Up: Life Lessons Away From Home You can get info on the book, where to buy it, sample chapters (through the Amazon store), etc... PLUS! As this website is exclusive to KATG listeners, you could win a free digital copy of the book. Keith and The Girl like this.
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Super Mario Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Houston,Tx Posts: 911	Went scuba diving when I was in Hawaii it was awesome
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Scumhook Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Uranus Posts: 19,798	Shades of Keith keep coming out. Vulnerable shades; little precious shades, like not knowing how far continents are from each other and that walking in wet shorts will chafe your fucking legs. Shades of openness, like asking people in stores about what he should get; needing the input from females on which painkillers he needs and other such domestic purchases. Shades of wide-eyed tourist. The PA lad, making his way in the big city, meets the girl of his dreams and now flies to Hawaii to play in the sand with his sweetness. All these shades serve only to flesh out the enigma that is Keith, and lend substance to the man behind the microphone. Thank you for sharing. Thank you for being the chubby cheeked, sleeveless angel gracing our pod-devices, 5 times a week. jessnyc and Fireball8 like this. __________________
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07-02-2013, 09:41 AM	#7 (permalink)
Midwest Mike Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 70	Revenge of the waves! Keith's cracked rib sounds like the oceans revenge for all of that wave punching in the past. Karmas a bitch! Congrats Keith and Cat! rodimusprime and WittyReference like this.
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Sakugenken Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Wakayama, Japan Posts: 113	Broken ribs are tough. I've done it twice, once unhooking a truck in my teens and once by my wife in a fit of passion. Hurts like a bitch when you cough or laugh. Hang in there Keith! Also congratulations!
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flerchin Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Dallas, TX 5'11" 200# Posts: 885	Geez Chemda, get ahold of yourself. You're going to end up in jail. If you need to join a boxing club, do that. Imagine explaining yourself to anyone's mom. Not these moms blocking the street, but your mom, Keith's mom, Lauren's mom. This is not how adults conduct themselves in public. You want to be proud of your own behavior.
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07-02-2013, 10:44 AM	#10 (permalink)
TAFKAP Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: NY Posts: 105	This is nuts that anyone would include blowjobs in their number. I have never heard of such silliness.
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