1804: Judge Dread
 

with Julie Seabaugh and Steve Heisler


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Can't wait to find out the explanation behind this one!

I voted no, by the way.

And so did Keith!

Telling us how you voted is immodest.

I voted no also.

Fuck you.

Chemda feels like she has to unnecessarily protect you when I make a point about you that's not even derogatory, and that of course is when my goat gets going and I gotta get scientific.

Also, to be noted, the comedienne's name that Julie was thinking of is absolutely no one I have ever heard of. I just heard it, and I honestly already forgot it. I'm sure you, dear listener, wouldn't recognize it either.

Just a little behind the scenes.

Compared to people of my generations, he is modest. We are turning into a bunch of asshole holes who over promote.

I've never heard Danny say anything modest, then again I've never really heard him brag or do anything that could be thought of as arrogant either. Also, Keith never finished his thought on this point.

Ass sex absolutely counts. I really can't wrap my head around how it would not count. I knew several girls who would have ass sex to keep their virginity and I didn't get it... Btw I only ever blew the guys i ended up fucking.

Now I have to know how old you are, that you think you're a different generation than Danny.

The "technical virgin" idea has been around a long time. If you have a sassy grandma like I did, she'll tell you the way it was during WWII times. Basically, the idea is you can do anything except break the hymen and still be a virgin, and it all boils down to repressed religious bullshit about purity and an obsession with virginity. But yeah, young people have been banging around forever.

And for the record, everything that can be included under the umbrella of "foreplay" counts as sex, IMO. I'm the same as you, I've never "just" blown a guy and never had any other physical contact with him. You girls gotta get reciprocation on that shit, c'mon! You're doing yourselves a disservice.

If u feel dirty afterwards, you had seks.

or if u feel happy.

or moist.