1821: The Crush

[Thumbnail]

Originally Posted by Blitzgal

How long does it take you to shit?

It's all about the journey, baby. OWWWW!

[TallulahB]

I'm stuck on Level 86. Before that, I was stuck on Level 80 for a long time. I've yet to pay a single cent to play and haven't ever even connected it to Facebook for extra lives.

[Keith]

You'll see. You'll all see...

[campy]

Up to level 65 i spent money....like 50 bucks. But now i only buy the next episode levels because I have no patience.

I'm on level 168 or something.

[Scumhook]

Originally Posted by Blitzgal

How long does it take you to shit?

The actual shitting part, prob about 3 mins; unless a 2nd stealth-poo wave appears, then total shitting time will depend on how much i've drunk and what i've eaten.

How long i spend on the toilet will depend on what i'm reading/listening to/playing.

And I have a bidet, so the finale is a refreshing cool squirt of water right onto the arsehole.

Originally Posted by Thumbnail

It's all about the journey, baby. OWWWW!

[DJQuad]

Originally Posted by Blitzgal

How long does it take you to shit?

You didn't know better than to ask HIM that? Of course you'll get a wonderful, graphic, detailed explanation of the process that could quite possibly make you lose sleep after reading the description.

[DJQuad]

Originally Posted by Keith

Also how do you know your 6 friends never paid a cent? You keep asking them?

Call them up and get an update please.

Why don't you think Facebook games are all scams?

Whether it's Zynga, Rovio, Techica, whoever, they're on Facebook to make money from micro-transactions. It's not a scam, it's a definite business plan. If they hook people on their games enough to spend money, it's called success.

Now excuse me, my FarmVille 2 plots are ready to harvest.

[Scumhook]

Originally Posted by DJQuad

You didn't know better than to ask HIM that? Of course you'll get a wonderful, graphic, detailed explanation of the process that could quite possibly make you lose sleep after reading the description.

I hope tonight you dream about a big black poo stretching my anus on its way out.

[campy]

2nd stealth poo......you can't use stealth and poo in the same sentence

It's either a sneaky poo or a stealth turd.

[Scumhook]

Originally Posted by campy

2nd stealth poo......you can't use stealth and poo in the same sentence

It's either a sneaky poo or a stealth turd.

Our toilets flush in the correct direction. Don't ever question me on pooetiquette again, moosegirl.