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Keith 08-06-2013 05:39 PM

1825: Gender Bender
 
with Larry XL

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Scumhook 08-06-2013 10:04 PM

KATG - breaking down the gender discrimination barriers, one dog at a time.

Keith 08-06-2013 10:19 PM

We're very progressive.

Scumhook 08-06-2013 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Keith (Post 756218)
We're very progressive.

If you're not leading the pack, the view never changes.

I wonder if Danny is more or less aroused by Huggsy now...

JSZilla 08-07-2013 05:17 AM

Now what the fuck?! Keith is behind the Hugsy twitter account?! This is bullshit! An outrage even. I thought the dog was doing it. I feel so wronged.

Keith 08-07-2013 10:41 AM

I was just trying to make Danny feel better.

flerchin 08-07-2013 10:56 AM

LOL about Hugsy's gender. Hugsy could do far worse than to grow up to be an awesome dude like Lauren.

Corey420 08-07-2013 11:44 AM

After listening to this episode it would seem that Keith would enjoy this subreddit BigDickProblems

Enunciated Piffle 08-07-2013 01:37 PM

I can't be alone in this..
 
If there is not a Larry XL dick pic in the show notes...this episode will forever be one large question with no answer.

"Missile Solo" Lol. Epic Keith dick rant.

JSZilla 08-07-2013 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle (Post 756448)
If there is not a Larry XL dick pic in the show notes...this episode will forever be one large question with no answer.

"Missile Solo" Lol. Epic Keith dick rant.

Say what you want. Never bring up bad Europe or Dubai. But one thing is for damn sure. Keith asks the questions we were all thinking and just don't have the balls to say. May it be rude or intrusive, personal even. How big is your hog? Things like that. Inquiring minds need to know after all.

Enunciated Piffle 08-07-2013 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by JSZilla (Post 756500)
Keith asks the questions we were all thinking and just don't have the balls to say. May it be rude or intrusive, personal even. How big is your hog? Things like that. Inquiring minds need to know after all.

Agreed. Also, I feel like a racist cuz I was walking my dog and listening and didn't realize Larry was tall black man. Don't get it twisted, (I still need to see that hog) but now I'm like...well, it has to be at least an 8 and a half.

When you're only swinging 6 inches you wonder about these things. You watch porn with these giants and notice like, they're so big they don't even use that extra 5-6 inches. It's...amazing.

I masturbate in utter awe. All the times.

Scumhook 08-07-2013 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle (Post 756518)
I masturbate in utter awe. All the times.

:D :D :D

DJQuad 08-07-2013 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle (Post 756518)
Agreed. Also, I feel like a racist cuz I was walking my dog and listening and didn't realize Larry was tall black man. Don't get it twisted, (I still need to see that hog) but now I'm like...well, it has to be at least an 8 and a half.

When you're only swinging 6 inches you wonder about these things. You watch porn with these giants and notice like, they're so big they don't even use that extra 5-6 inches. It's...amazing.

I masturbate in utter awe. All the times.

Thanks for sharing your insightful thoughts. What in the blue hell is wrong with you.

Yeah I do agree though, whenever I hear a black person that sounds white I feel tricked.

I feel ya bro, although not in the Nubian sense.

Enunciated Piffle 08-07-2013 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by DJQuad (Post 756530)
Thanks for sharing your insightful thoughts. What in the blue hell is wrong with you..

You're right. Fuck my dog. I should have left her at home..?

You able-bodied hating, bro?

lizsquiz 08-07-2013 09:42 PM

I think the poll question is misleading.

I've named pets male names when they were female, but I have never gotten the sex of my pet wrong. I can see how such a large percentage of the audience has "addressed" their pet with a non-traditional gendered name, but not actually not know if a four-legged pet was male or female.

Keith 08-07-2013 10:17 PM

Shut up.

Enunciated Piffle 08-07-2013 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJQuad (Post 756530)
whenever I hear a black person that sounds white I feel tricked.

I didn't mean this at all. I just meant I thought Larry was white and thus a smaller-dick fellow like myself. Loved him as a guest.

Here is a thought on Keith and Hugsy's gender. Clearly, Keith isn't some wacko guy who is into beastiality. Why the hell SHOULD he know the gender? Besides, sociology tells us that sex=the biological genitalia and gender=how the being identifies itself.

If Hugsy identifies as a male and Keith is a cool progressive who approves, (as suggested by Scumhook) then so be it.

word 08-08-2013 07:56 AM

Keith was kinda rough on the big dude i thought for sure he was going call him a fat fuck at some point.

Keith 08-08-2013 10:36 AM

I'm bad business, baby.

With that said, his name is Larry XL. I certainly hope I wasn't out of line with Larry XL.

Blitzgal 08-08-2013 12:26 PM

My first cat was mis-sexed. The woman who I adopted him from said "he" was a girl, and I believed her. But I took him in for his first vet visit a few days after I got him. The vet flipped "her" around, looked under "her" tail, and said, "And she's a he!" (Their testicles don't descend right away) So Maxwell Smart (formerly known as Mali) was only misgendered for the first few weeks of his life.

Keith 08-08-2013 12:48 PM

I think Hugsy's unisex.

lizsquiz 08-08-2013 06:18 PM

This bitch understood the science just fine, and was just saying that certain scientists might get better results from the dummies who vote before they heard the show if they were clearer.

Keith 08-08-2013 06:21 PM

Don't worry. Everyone is as intelligent as you and understood it just fine.

We're not veterinarians.

Leentron3030 08-08-2013 08:16 PM

Awesome funny guest. Great show.

DJQuad 08-08-2013 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keith (Post 756978)
Don't worry. Everyone is as intelligent as you and understood it just fine.

We're not veterinarians.

I'm glad you "discovered" your pooch was female. Imagine if it were a couple years from now - Hugsy would have been a lesbo and you would have kept trying to train her to lift her leg when she goes potty.

Larion 08-10-2013 05:39 PM

I don't know about pets but there was this one time with this hooker and...you know what? Disregard.

rodimusprime 08-10-2013 07:10 PM

Keith is probably even more right than he knows. Think about all the people who voted "No" but only voted "No" because they STILL don't know that they got the sex of their pet wrong.

DJQuad 08-10-2013 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by rodimusprime (Post 757905)
Keith is probably even more right than he knows. Think about all the people who voted "No" but only voted "No" because they STILL don't know that they got the sex of their pet wrong.

Or the ones that voted "No" aren't idiots and can tell the difference between boys and girls. Is it that hard to determine?

Scumhook 08-11-2013 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Lord of the Cock Rings (Post 757930)
4-legged leaves a lot of room. When ur gettin blown by a calf or lamb who gives a shit what gender it is?? Maybe you only find out after.

#midwestvalues

Agreed.

My dog used to hump my leg.

To stop this undesirable behaviour, I trained him to fuck me in the arse.

Win/Win.

#aussievalues

Sakugenken 08-12-2013 09:57 AM

Another great use for the KATG podcast. This weekend we drove to my wife's cousins' house. A 4 hour drive, but over 5 and a half with holiday traffic. I picked out a book to listen to and was doing well, but the last hour or so I was shaking my head fighting sleep. I switched to this and immediately perked up. Hilarious! Thanks Keith, Chemda and Larry XL. Obviously on the way home it was KATG all the way.


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