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Enunciated Piffle 08-07-2013 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by JSZilla (Post 756500)
Keith asks the questions we were all thinking and just don't have the balls to say. May it be rude or intrusive, personal even. How big is your hog? Things like that. Inquiring minds need to know after all.

Agreed. Also, I feel like a racist cuz I was walking my dog and listening and didn't realize Larry was tall black man. Don't get it twisted, (I still need to see that hog) but now I'm like...well, it has to be at least an 8 and a half.

When you're only swinging 6 inches you wonder about these things. You watch porn with these giants and notice like, they're so big they don't even use that extra 5-6 inches. It's...amazing.

I masturbate in utter awe. All the times.

Scumhook 08-07-2013 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle (Post 756518)
I masturbate in utter awe. All the times.

:D :D :D

DJQuad 08-07-2013 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle (Post 756518)
Agreed. Also, I feel like a racist cuz I was walking my dog and listening and didn't realize Larry was tall black man. Don't get it twisted, (I still need to see that hog) but now I'm like...well, it has to be at least an 8 and a half.

When you're only swinging 6 inches you wonder about these things. You watch porn with these giants and notice like, they're so big they don't even use that extra 5-6 inches. It's...amazing.

I masturbate in utter awe. All the times.

Thanks for sharing your insightful thoughts. What in the blue hell is wrong with you.

Yeah I do agree though, whenever I hear a black person that sounds white I feel tricked.

I feel ya bro, although not in the Nubian sense.

Enunciated Piffle 08-07-2013 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by DJQuad (Post 756530)
Thanks for sharing your insightful thoughts. What in the blue hell is wrong with you..

You're right. Fuck my dog. I should have left her at home..?

You able-bodied hating, bro?

lizsquiz 08-07-2013 09:42 PM

I think the poll question is misleading.

I've named pets male names when they were female, but I have never gotten the sex of my pet wrong. I can see how such a large percentage of the audience has "addressed" their pet with a non-traditional gendered name, but not actually not know if a four-legged pet was male or female.

Keith 08-07-2013 10:17 PM

Shut up.

Enunciated Piffle 08-07-2013 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by DJQuad (Post 756530)
whenever I hear a black person that sounds white I feel tricked.

I didn't mean this at all. I just meant I thought Larry was white and thus a smaller-dick fellow like myself. Loved him as a guest.

Here is a thought on Keith and Hugsy's gender. Clearly, Keith isn't some wacko guy who is into beastiality. Why the hell SHOULD he know the gender? Besides, sociology tells us that sex=the biological genitalia and gender=how the being identifies itself.

If Hugsy identifies as a male and Keith is a cool progressive who approves, (as suggested by Scumhook) then so be it.

word 08-08-2013 07:56 AM

Keith was kinda rough on the big dude i thought for sure he was going call him a fat fuck at some point.

Keith 08-08-2013 10:36 AM

I'm bad business, baby.

With that said, his name is Larry XL. I certainly hope I wasn't out of line with Larry XL.

Blitzgal 08-08-2013 12:26 PM

My first cat was mis-sexed. The woman who I adopted him from said "he" was a girl, and I believed her. But I took him in for his first vet visit a few days after I got him. The vet flipped "her" around, looked under "her" tail, and said, "And she's a he!" (Their testicles don't descend right away) So Maxwell Smart (formerly known as Mali) was only misgendered for the first few weeks of his life.


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