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So there you have it, Viola. I'm sorry I wasn't being a good friend. It's 2013, so if people clink their glasses, give them the middle finger, no matter what family they're part of.
Tone down the sexism... Oh Bucho. Why you being so goofy? Viola's fine. If anything, YOU'RE being sexist thinking you have to protect the poor little female. Cheers! CLINK CLINK CLINK |
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Actually not even that. I used to DJ at a dance club and have overheard some of the best pick-up lines. Gems such as
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This is why I made Sparrow a bridesmaid. She gets shit done. Excuse the terribleness of that. I'm not writing it on the website. The thing I mentioned that was changing the tradition a little to make it more palatable for me is that everyone is getting something cute to make noise with and attached is a little note saying that please do this instead of clinking glasses blah blah. If they do clink glasses I have made an effort to not have it happen so whatevs if they do.
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Astology and Dog Vaginas
I'm an agnostic when it comes to religion...but I've always been fascinated with Astrology. I don't believe horoscopes, but most of the people I know fit their sun signs extremely accurately. Why and how and what?? I don't have a fucking clue but I cant deny it There might be something there...also I might be crazy...
I'm dying with laughter hearing about Hugsy being a girl and being unsure about girl dogs parts. I have always had girl animals and I've always thought they look like they have little wieners. I never even thought about that being a vagina and now I need to rethink my entire life! (not really) but I always thought girl dogs were boys until I was around them enough to catch on. Not ever having a male dog I never thought about them having balls and my dogs never did. Hugsy can wear bows or bowties regardless will be the cutest thing! |
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Regarding Hugsy, I swear I don't spend all my time staring at dogs' naughty bits, but a male's penis would extend along the stomach to quite near his belly button while his balls would be at the back where a female's vagina sits.
Welcome to the female world, Hugsy. Let's do brunch. |
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