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Old 08-08-2013, 09:01 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Your sign must be Feces.
I bet you're just basing that on all the shit that I post.
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Old 08-09-2013, 12:12 AM   #22 (permalink)
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So help her. Where does she write it on the website? And what does she do when her funny friend does it anyway?
How do you keep missing the point that it's 2013? Women don't need men to tell them how to do stuff anymore, so let's tone down the sexism a little, shall we buddy?

But, just in case Vi is taking suggestions, the answer to when her "funny" "friend" does it anyway is obviously "the bird".
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Old 08-09-2013, 12:18 AM   #23 (permalink)
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How do you keep missing the point that it's 2013? Women don't need men to tell them how to do stuff anymore
lol really?

Maybe your strapping Kiwi women don't, but normal women do.
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So there you have it, Viola. I'm sorry I wasn't being a good friend. It's 2013, so if people clink their glasses, give them the middle finger, no matter what family they're part of.

Tone down the sexism... Oh Bucho. Why you being so goofy? Viola's fine. If anything, YOU'RE being sexist thinking you have to protect the poor little female.

Cheers! CLINK CLINK CLINK
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Old 08-09-2013, 05:12 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Oh Kettle. Why you being so black?
Racist.
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Old 08-09-2013, 05:13 PM   #26 (permalink)
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I bet you're just basing that on all the shit that I post.
Actually not even that. I used to DJ at a dance club and have overheard some of the best pick-up lines. Gems such as
  • What's your sign? Mine's Feces
  • Move, I need a drink
  • You're so hot I would eat the corn out of your shit
  • I'll bet you $100 that you're gonna fuck me
  • Your legs would make a really nice necklace
  • Does this smell like chloroform to you?
  • You don't sweat much for a fat chick
  • I may not be the coolest guy here, but at least I'm talking to you
  • Am I hot enough or aren't you drunk enough?
Believe me I could go on, unfortunately. No wonder I hate people.
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Old 08-09-2013, 07:31 PM   #27 (permalink)
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But, just in case Vi is taking suggestions, the answer to when her "funny" "friend" does it anyway is obviously "the bird".
I will in fact sic a bird on them.... Sparrow.

This is why I made Sparrow a bridesmaid. She gets shit done.
Excuse the terribleness of that.

I'm not writing it on the website. The thing I mentioned that was changing the tradition a little to make it more palatable for me is that everyone is getting something cute to make noise with and attached is a little note saying that please do this instead of clinking glasses blah blah. If they do clink glasses I have made an effort to not have it happen so whatevs if they do.
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Talking Astology and Dog Vaginas

I'm an agnostic when it comes to religion...but I've always been fascinated with Astrology. I don't believe horoscopes, but most of the people I know fit their sun signs extremely accurately. Why and how and what?? I don't have a fucking clue but I cant deny it There might be something there...also I might be crazy...

I'm dying with laughter hearing about Hugsy being a girl and being unsure about girl dogs parts. I have always had girl animals and I've always thought they look like they have little wieners. I never even thought about that being a vagina and now I need to rethink my entire life! (not really) but I always thought girl dogs were boys until I was around them enough to catch on. Not ever having a male dog I never thought about them having balls and my dogs never did.

Hugsy can wear bows or bowties regardless will be the cutest thing!
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Regarding Hugsy, I swear I don't spend all my time staring at dogs' naughty bits, but a male's penis would extend along the stomach to quite near his belly button while his balls would be at the back where a female's vagina sits.

Welcome to the female world, Hugsy. Let's do brunch.
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