1827: Brolo's Got Talent

[DJQuad]

Originally Posted by Scumhook

I don't have kids. Don't want them. Can't fucking stand them.

You're going to take your genius with you to the grave and not pass it down to a younger generation?

Edit: I spelled genius wrong. Don't say a fucking word.

[DJQuad]

Originally Posted by Keith

Are dolphins so fuckin' smart?

Smarter than what?

[Keith]

Originally Posted by DJQuad

Smarter than what?

You better not have answered YES...

[DJQuad]

Originally Posted by Keith

You better not have answered YES...

lol. I didn't vote yet.

You know I'm not one to tear apart the wording of the polls, but that one confused me a bit.

It seems like dolphins are smarter than other mammals like mice, but not as smart as humans.

Remember when you squished that trapped mouse in your bathtub? A dolphin certainly wouldn't be dumb enough to get trapped in that situation.

Then again, a smart dolphin probably wouldn't have voted for Obama.

(oh boy)

I applaud your decision not to eat dolphin though. It's a sign of a true humanitarian and scientist.

[Keith]

I picture me and Quad hanging out and a smoking hot woman walks by.

Me: Damn, she is so fuckin' hot.

Quad: Hotter than what?

Me: Huh?

Quad: What are you saying she's hotter than?

Me: What?

[DJQuad]

Originally Posted by Keith

I picture me and Quad hanging out and a smoking hot woman walks by.
Me: Damn, she is so fuckin' hot.
Quad: Hotter than what?
Me: Huh?
Quad: What are you saying she's hotter than?
Me: What?

"What" and "Huh" would be the extent of your intelligent responses.

I would have explained she's probably not as hot as the toothless crack-whore pushing drugs by a filthy alley that you wanted to bang in exchange for another hit.