You're going to take your genius with you to the grave and not pass it down to a younger generation?

Edit: I spelled genius wrong. Don't say a fucking word.

Smarter than what?

You better not have answered YES...

lol. I didn't vote yet.

You know I'm not one to tear apart the wording of the polls, but that one confused me a bit.

It seems like dolphins are smarter than other mammals like mice, but not as smart as humans.

Remember when you squished that trapped mouse in your bathtub? A dolphin certainly wouldn't be dumb enough to get trapped in that situation.

Then again, a smart dolphin probably wouldn't have voted for Obama.

(oh boy)

I applaud your decision not to eat dolphin though. It's a sign of a true humanitarian and scientist.

I picture me and Quad hanging out and a smoking hot woman walks by.

Me: Damn, she is so fuckin' hot.

Quad: Hotter than what?

Me: Huh?

Quad: What are you saying she's hotter than?

Me: What?

"What" and "Huh" would be the extent of your intelligent responses.

I would have explained she's probably not as hot as the toothless crack-whore pushing drugs by a filthy alley that you wanted to bang in exchange for another hit.

:)