1837: Batman vs. Superman vs. Mike Lawrence

Enunciated Piffle · 08-24-2013, 04:45 PM

I DONT KNOW WHO THE FUCK THIS MIKE LAWRENCE GUY IS..

...oh. I see. He was the guest. Uh-huh. Well...

THERES A LOT OF TALK ABOUT WHETHER BEN AFFLECK SHOULD BE..

...dude. Dude. Mike Lawrence was on the show. He said all that shit you said. Only better...

HEY I DONT HAVE TO LISTEN TO THIS SHOW TO SAY: BLAH BLAH BLAH...

...ugh. Kill everyone. Not Mike Lawrence though. Seems he made a request..

JSZilla · 08-25-2013, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMikeLawrence

A post by Mike Lawrence.

Well shit. I didn't know he posted here. Time to be a little bitch in private message. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle

A post by the E to the P.

Also, I would never actually do that killing Piffle lol. Not over something so silly. I have just been getting so annoyed at all the whining over the announcement. The internet fucking exploded. I did listen to the show though. Keith persuaded me lol. It wasn't bad...I did cringe though. And I actually found myself agreeing with Mike on some of what he said. I also really liked the counter point-esque questions from Keith. I'm a cunt who overreacts seemingly as much as the fanboys. Sob.

Is that better?

Don't worry I won't be making a kickstarter any time soon to fund serial murder.

Enunciated Piffle · 08-25-2013, 09:16 AM

I'm an old man. I don't care about Bats, no more... (I totally watch Dark Knight where Heath Ledger is the Joker) time to time, but Christian Bale's 'I have a gruff voice' kills my boner.

As long as Hugh Jackman keeps playing Wolverine; I'm happy.

Also, I forgot you have a Batman logo in your avatar. You know what? You do what you please buddy.

PMD14 · 08-25-2013, 10:27 AM

I don't think Ben Affleck will be as bad as many people think. Even though he isn't an amazing actor, I think he's capable of surprising people. Plus it's a Zak Synder film. He doesn't need amazing actors. He'll make some visually impressive fight scenes. Almost doesn't matter who plays Batman. All he needs to play Batman is someone with a good chin.

Bryan Cranston as Lex Luthor would make me excited for the movie though.

JackFetch · 08-26-2013, 12:50 AM

These comic book movies are not for us nerds anymore. They are for normal people to take their girlfriends to. That's why there is a love story in every story even if it doesn't fit. If you get upset because the person playing a character doesn't fit the version you made up in your head, then you aren't the audience it's targeted to. It's ok though, because they know you are going to see it no matter what because you can't help yourself. I came to this realization after the last Spider-Man movie made no connection with me. It's not being made for Spider-Man fans anymore. It's made to make the most money possible.

DrBurst · 08-26-2013, 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Bucho

You know what'd be awesome? Keith goes to an open mic, books a spot and goes on stage to do his material about open mics. Gets aggressive-aggressive at the passive-aggressive comics in the audience.

Chemda and Danny video it on iPhones from a couple of different angles, Marisela cuts it together, it goes viral, KATG blows up, Keith begins dressing in sleeveless tuxedos yada yada yada.

please let this happen, please let this happen, please let this happen.

Blitzgal · 08-26-2013, 08:22 AM

My first reaction to Affleck was "Ew."

But now I'm way more amused by the total meltdown on the internet over it. A petition to the White House to ban him from playing Batman for 200 years? Now that's some funny shit. (It's already been taken down for violating the TOS).

Enunciated Piffle · 08-26-2013, 08:30 AM

Yeah. Americans are ok with endless war, but when it comes to some actor taking a fictional comic book role...they're suddenly organized, mobilized, pissed off and paying attention.

Awesome. And sad. Mostly...sad.

Blitzgal · 08-26-2013, 08:39 AM

Unfair. Millions of people marched against the war. The media largely ignored it.

Enunciated Piffle · 08-26-2013, 08:44 AM

Blitz, I'm just sayin'...

Damn. You get real serious, real quick for a Monday morning. Hell, I'm still on 1st cup of coffee

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08-24-2013, 04:45 PM	#21 (permalink)
Enunciated Piffle Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Montana Posts: 4,080	I DONT KNOW WHO THE FUCK THIS MIKE LAWRENCE GUY IS.. ...oh. I see. He was the guest. Uh-huh. Well... THERES A LOT OF TALK ABOUT WHETHER BEN AFFLECK SHOULD BE.. ...dude. Dude. Mike Lawrence was on the show. He said all that shit you said. Only better... HEY I DONT HAVE TO LISTEN TO THIS SHOW TO SAY: BLAH BLAH BLAH... ...ugh. Kill everyone. Not Mike Lawrence though. Seems he made a request.. Bucho likes this.
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08-25-2013, 09:16 AM	#23 (permalink)
Enunciated Piffle Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Montana Posts: 4,080	I'm an old man. I don't care about Bats, no more... (I totally watch Dark Knight where Heath Ledger is the Joker) time to time, but Christian Bale's 'I have a gruff voice' kills my boner. As long as Hugh Jackman keeps playing Wolverine; I'm happy. Also, I forgot you have a Batman logo in your avatar. You know what? You do what you please buddy. JSZilla likes this.
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08-25-2013, 10:27 AM	#24 (permalink)
PMD14 Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 76	I don't think Ben Affleck will be as bad as many people think. Even though he isn't an amazing actor, I think he's capable of surprising people. Plus it's a Zak Synder film. He doesn't need amazing actors. He'll make some visually impressive fight scenes. Almost doesn't matter who plays Batman. All he needs to play Batman is someone with a good chin. Bryan Cranston as Lex Luthor would make me excited for the movie though. JSZilla likes this.
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08-26-2013, 12:50 AM	#25 (permalink)
JackFetch Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Alabama(aka Keith's worst nightmare) Posts: 348	These comic book movies are not for us nerds anymore. They are for normal people to take their girlfriends to. That's why there is a love story in every story even if it doesn't fit. If you get upset because the person playing a character doesn't fit the version you made up in your head, then you aren't the audience it's targeted to. It's ok though, because they know you are going to see it no matter what because you can't help yourself. I came to this realization after the last Spider-Man movie made no connection with me. It's not being made for Spider-Man fans anymore. It's made to make the most money possible. Carruthers, WittyReference and Enunciated Piffle like this.
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08-26-2013, 08:22 AM	#27 (permalink)
Blitzgal Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Madison, WI Posts: 3,294	My first reaction to Affleck was "Ew." But now I'm way more amused by the total meltdown on the internet over it. A petition to the White House to ban him from playing Batman for 200 years? Now that's some funny shit. (It's already been taken down for violating the TOS). Larion likes this.
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08-26-2013, 08:30 AM	#28 (permalink)
Enunciated Piffle Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Montana Posts: 4,080	Yeah. Americans are ok with endless war, but when it comes to some actor taking a fictional comic book role...they're suddenly organized, mobilized, pissed off and paying attention. Awesome. And sad. Mostly...sad.
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08-26-2013, 08:39 AM	#29 (permalink)
Blitzgal Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Madison, WI Posts: 3,294	Unfair. Millions of people marched against the war. The media largely ignored it. radioliam likes this.
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08-26-2013, 08:44 AM	#30 (permalink)
Enunciated Piffle Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Montana Posts: 4,080	Blitz, I'm just sayin'... Damn. You get real serious, real quick for a Monday morning. Hell, I'm still on 1st cup of coffee Blitzgal and BrianAlt like this.
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