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View Poll Results: Should Lauren get a piggy?
Yes 35 53.03%
No 31 46.97%
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Old 09-11-2013, 04:04 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 09-11-2013, 06:21 PM   #2 (permalink)
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To your first question: Can God make a dick so big he can't suck it? God doesn't sin, he's against homosexuals and it wouldn't serve his purpose.

Lauren should get a pig. I hear they are clean animals and when it's grown they can have a pig roast like they do in Hawaii. Joking about last part and besides where would you dig the pit.

An interesting poll would be: Did something or someone ruin your birthday. My aunt died on my birthday one year.
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So God can't have homosexual sex even if he wanted to?

Are you saying I, Keith Malley, can do something God can't?
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he's against homosexuals and it wouldn't serve his purpose..
why'd he make so many then?

LIST OF ANIMALS DISPLAYING HOMOSEXUAL BEHAVIOR
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My aunt died on my birthday one year.
God works in mysterious ways...

Also, pigs are superior pets because they don't bark all day when you leave them at home.

My dog turns the ripe age of dead soon. I'm thinking of getting an all-black pig and naming him Hail Satan. That or Bacon.
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I'm thinking of getting an all-black pig and naming him Hail Satan.
I can picture you drunk off your arse, out in your front yard yelling "HAIL SATAN!!!" trying to get the fucking pig to come.


Then a current affairs show rolls up to do a story on the recent emergence of devil worship in a formerly peaceful Montana neighbourhood.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAUREN!!

So, Lauren just turned 29...how old is Chemda? I ask cuz Keith married a younger woman. Is Chemda marrying a younger man??
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I know it's a ways off but will Lauren's dad be officiating the wedding?
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I know it's a ways off but will Lauren's dad be officiating the wedding?
no no no no. don't change the subject. answer the question, william. why is nature so faggy?
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