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Old 01-09-2014, 05:36 PM   #1 (permalink)
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1902: Arbitrary

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"And if you're vegan right now, you're banned from the show. That's stupid. No, I'm serious cause we make this with butter."

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The teacher should absolutely have her teaching license taken away. I feel that what she is going to go through will likely be worse than what would happen in jail. She shouldn't go to jail because he was 18, still not ok, she should be immediately fired and license taken away, no question. With the internet and social media she likely will not be able to find another teaching job and might have difficulty finding a job.
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What does the teacher look then I shall determine if her license should be poked I'm mean revoked
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Mother fucker!! Leave it to Kaplan..The KAP! To beat me to the pirate joke with the word arbitrary. God fucking damn it.
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Mother fucker!! Leave it to Kaplan..The KAP! To beat me to the pirate joke with the word arbitrary. God fucking damn it.
I'm s-arrrrrrr-y.

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"And if you're vegan right now, you're banned from the show. That's stupid. No, I'm serious cause we make this with butter."

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You know, I don't know if he was serious.

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I sold out.
Oh, he was!
Also, maybe I wasn't vegan right then. Maybe I was accidentally eating a meat. So technically Keith might still have his integrity.

If not, thanks for selling! Happy to buy.
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Old 01-10-2014, 09:00 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Chemda doesn't understand the word arbitrary, even after Myq explains it. Trust his nerdy brain! Or, you know, look it up.

Also, circumcision is mutilation. It might be steeped in your people's history or some such nonsense, but I sure hope you're not wearing mixed materials or eating shellfish. As for leaving it up to the dad, if he's anything like me, he won't do a fraction of the research mom-to-be will do. So make him read up a bit before putting that decision in his hands.

For the record, neither I nor my son are circumcised. No woman has ever had a problem with the appearance of my penis. Your mileage is not likely to vary, but might.
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Just take away the teaching credentials until she's not hot anymore.
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