1860: Dyesxlia

scottperezfox · 10-18-2013, 11:41 AM

During my 20 or so years of school I never had a reason to believe I was dyslexic, but lately I find myself spelling things wrong all the time if I'm writing with a pen and paper, rather than typing. My handwriting looks ridiculous because I'm inserting letters out of order all tiny and shit.

And Liz, here is a useful image you can use when people try to get your goat:

Blitzgal · 10-18-2013, 01:30 PM

Where are my dragons?

Keith · 10-18-2013, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seamus

I'm not dyslexia

Hmm...

flerchin · 10-18-2013, 02:50 PM

I probably would have corrected Liz's note if it was hanging in my hallway. It never would have occurred to me that such a correction would hurt her feelings. It hurts my brain to see such a clear mistake, and makes it feel better when I can correct it. Correcting such a note doesn't reflect on Liz, it reflects on the correcter.

Enunciated Piffle · 10-18-2013, 05:02 PM

Liz might just be the greatest woman ever.

She quotes comedians like Bill Burr.

She has a vagina.

She's also concerned with grammer.

I think...I think I'm aroused

Keith · 10-18-2013, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle

Liz might just be the greatest woman ever.

She's also concerned with grammer.

Hmm...

Enunciated Piffle · 10-18-2013, 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keith

Hmm...

I know I got ya thinkin. Guess what though, too late for you! You got married.

Sure. You might have a younger, attractive, educated and successful woman. I ask you this, though: how's her diction?

Exactly.

I think I've made my point here.

BrianAlt · 10-18-2013, 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle

I know I got ya thinkin.

Mostly about grammer (sic).

DJQuad · 10-18-2013, 08:18 PM

10 out of 2 people have dyslexia.

jjamis · 10-18-2013, 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJMArtwork

They meant “sexually”. Dyslexia is a bitch.

They?

How does a dyslexic have sex?

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10-18-2013, 11:41 AM	#11 (permalink)
scottperezfox Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Brooklyn Posts: 384	During my 20 or so years of school I never had a reason to believe I was dyslexic, but lately I find myself spelling things wrong all the time if I'm writing with a pen and paper, rather than typing. My handwriting looks ridiculous because I'm inserting letters out of order all tiny and shit. And Liz, here is a useful image you can use when people try to get your goat:
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flerchin Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Dallas, TX 5'11" 200# Posts: 885	I probably would have corrected Liz's note if it was hanging in my hallway. It never would have occurred to me that such a correction would hurt her feelings. It hurts my brain to see such a clear mistake, and makes it feel better when I can correct it. Correcting such a note doesn't reflect on Liz, it reflects on the correcter. Last edited by flerchin; 10-19-2013 at 07:59 AM. Reason: used wrong word
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10-18-2013, 05:02 PM	#15 (permalink)
Enunciated Piffle Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Montana Posts: 4,080	Liz might just be the greatest woman ever. She quotes comedians like Bill Burr. She has a vagina. She's also concerned with grammer. I think...I think I'm aroused
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DJQuad Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 2,242	10 out of 2 people have dyslexia.
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