1862: The Twist

Keith · 10-23-2013, 08:07 AM

What NFL games is she covering, goofball?

Are you her husband?

If she's covering NFL games on Saturday, then she's recapping games that happened a week earlier.

Whatever. I guess we already have a main female color commentator. I don't know what I was thinking. Congratulations, ladies. Turns out you already have a female calling the games. On ESPN TWO. On a day that they don't play games.

JohnSaintOwner · 10-23-2013, 08:22 AM

Says the guy that loves the NFL much in the same way people love "Orange is the New Black". Did you at least find a new recipe for warm cider as you flipped through the latest issue of "Better Homes and Gardens" last Sunday?

Keith · 10-23-2013, 09:21 AM

I started looking up Pam Ward. After making sure she wasn't in fact a man (let's be honest), I easily found this:

Awful Announcing - Putting Announcers on Notice Since 2006

She's the one most prominent on the top. Also there's a special awards section that honors the worst in announcing that's named after her: The Pammies.

I'm sure she's doing a great job, weirdo.

A little more easy digging and I see she gave play-by-play commentary for COLLEGE football for a minute and got fired for this (that's her talking):

Write HER a letter telling her she's doing a great job. Don't write me making up a job that she doesn't have.

I'm telling you; I'm far too approachable...

JohnSaintOwner · 10-23-2013, 09:44 AM

How many times are you going to update the same post? I get it—you're as much a fan of female announcers as you are being told you're wrong.

Sashi · 10-23-2013, 05:39 PM

Hey, you should have found a better person to have represent your side of the argument than someone who's name when Google'd returns nothing but negatives on the first page. It'd be like if I were doing an anti-racism speech and talked about Michael Jackson.

VividRave · 10-23-2013, 06:16 PM

I was cracking out loud this whole episode! Great job you guys!

starscream · 10-24-2013, 01:10 PM

Dropping Flomax branding might go better if it was said by a girl that sounds like a girl. So maybe we aren't as far away from this breakthrough as it seems.

shoebootie · 10-24-2013, 01:36 PM

No one plays The Twist on the radio because it's a party-dance song. It's an interactive song that isn't really as radio friendly. You don't hear the electric slide on the radio either, or the macarena. They're corny ass themey dance songs that you get into at a bar mitzvah but doesn't have the same charm on the radio outside of the time period when they were actually popular.

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10-23-2013, 08:07 AM	#11 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,544	What NFL games is she covering, goofball? Are you her husband? If she's covering NFL games on Saturday, then she's recapping games that happened a week earlier. Whatever. I guess we already have a main female color commentator. I don't know what I was thinking. Congratulations, ladies. Turns out you already have a female calling the games. On ESPN TWO. On a day that they don't play games. Scumhook likes this.
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10-23-2013, 08:22 AM	#12 (permalink)
JohnSaintOwner Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 4	Says the guy that loves the NFL much in the same way people love "Orange is the New Black". Did you at least find a new recipe for warm cider as you flipped through the latest issue of "Better Homes and Gardens" last Sunday?
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10-23-2013, 09:21 AM	#13 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,544	I started looking up Pam Ward. After making sure she wasn't in fact a man (let's be honest), I easily found this: Awful Announcing - Putting Announcers on Notice Since 2006 She's the one most prominent on the top. Also there's a special awards section that honors the worst in announcing that's named after her: The Pammies. I'm sure she's doing a great job, weirdo. A little more easy digging and I see she gave play-by-play commentary for COLLEGE football for a minute and got fired for this (that's her talking): Write HER a letter telling her she's doing a great job. Don't write me making up a job that she doesn't have. I'm telling you; I'm far too approachable... Sashi likes this.
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10-23-2013, 09:44 AM	#14 (permalink)
JohnSaintOwner Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 4	How many times are you going to update the same post? I get it—you're as much a fan of female announcers as you are being told you're wrong.
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10-23-2013, 05:39 PM	#15 (permalink)
Sashi Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Toronto, Canadia Posts: 200	Hey, you should have found a better person to have represent your side of the argument than someone who's name when Google'd returns nothing but negatives on the first page. It'd be like if I were doing an anti-racism speech and talked about Michael Jackson.
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VividRave Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 65	I was cracking out loud this whole episode! Great job you guys!
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10-24-2013, 01:10 PM	#17 (permalink)
starscream Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,025	Dropping Flomax branding might go better if it was said by a girl that sounds like a girl. So maybe we aren't as far away from this breakthrough as it seems.
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10-24-2013, 01:36 PM	#18 (permalink)
shoebootie Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: new jersey Posts: 752	No one plays The Twist on the radio because it's a party-dance song. It's an interactive song that isn't really as radio friendly. You don't hear the electric slide on the radio either, or the macarena. They're corny ass themey dance songs that you get into at a bar mitzvah but doesn't have the same charm on the radio outside of the time period when they were actually popular.
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