1877: A Bowld Move
 

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I love my dog more than anything. However, it is well understood that if we ever encounter a bear while out on a walk, the plan is I pick up and throw my dog at bear; run the other way.

Let's not all forget why God invented evolution :D

The dog dies if I feel like it. If I was starving, I would feel like it.

That's why I don't have a dog. People get all mad when you treat them like animals.

It wasn't on day three. He ate the dog three days after the dog saved him from a bear. He'd been lost in the woods for almost three months.

I haven't listened yet, however a key point is what kind of dog was it.

For example, I have no problem with someone eating a Chiwawa.

He got injured in the bear attack and couldn't forage or something.

Isn't it better to kill and eat the dog before the dog gets too skinny? So there's enough meat to eat the dog for a while?

You're quite a bloodthirsty individual.

I am aroused.

Yeah. That would have been awful. I cannot imagine killing my dog, especially not with a rock.

Again though...if you have to use a rock, better to kill the dog while you still have the strength to kill it quickly. Right?

Yuck.

I don't want to sound like I am really pro-dog-murder. I'm just trying to make some sense of it all because it's so unimaginable to me.

That's the sick shit this weirdo probably told himself 3 DAYS IN.

"I mean if I have to eat the dog, which I'm sure I will, I might as well do it now while she still has meat on her. Who knows what she'll look like tomorrow..."

"She would want her death to be quick, so I should do it now before I'm too weak to, y'know, kill a dog."

"I swear she just looked at me as if to say it's what she wanted."

I liked your first version of this post better.