1880: Keith Against Humanity

invader · 11-21-2013, 01:06 AM

The funniest part is the minimum starting salary with the MTA is something like $25 an hour with guaranteed overtime and a sweet ass pension, excellent medical, dental... It's a surprise they aren't constantly happy.

BrianAlt · 11-21-2013, 07:17 AM

I asked Leen to meet me for beers. Guess what happened? We met for beers.

I asked Keith to meet for beers. Still hasn't happened. I even offered to buy. At least Leen bought her own beer.

Don't worry, Keith, I still love you. And the offer still stands.

Cheers!

Keith · 11-21-2013, 08:03 AM

Why WOULDN'T you love me? I didn't send YOU up a river.

BrianAlt · 11-21-2013, 08:04 AM

Or down one, for that matter.

Keith · 11-21-2013, 08:09 AM

No rivers were involved at all on my end, is my point.

BrianAlt · 11-21-2013, 08:10 AM

Rivers can be nice.

Keith · 11-21-2013, 08:12 AM

So can marriages, you dirty dog.

BrianAlt · 11-21-2013, 08:22 AM

You really want to drag my 22+ year marriage into this one, don't you?

Well, I'll tell you, you and Hugsy are really barking up the wrong tree on this one.

When we having those beers?

Jack Bastard · 11-21-2013, 08:52 AM

I love (not really) the argument that Leens wasn't offended when Keith:
shit is a shake
equated nerd and nigger
blah, blah blah

but NOW you're offended?

Yes. Now Leens is offended.
Being offended is a personal feeling. Like being full or tired. You just are, and you shouldn't be vilified for that. Your levels are not my levels or Leen's levels or anyone elses, but they should be respected.

I know you have an hour a day to fill and I thank you guys for it, but this seems like picking a fight on the bus with someone who's just trying to get home.

Keith · 11-21-2013, 09:00 AM

Well you're wrong. She does not have a right to be offended now because I didn't say anything offensive.

Shithead.

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11-21-2013, 01:06 AM	#21 (permalink)
invader Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Bronx, NY Posts: 578	The funniest part is the minimum starting salary with the MTA is something like $25 an hour with guaranteed overtime and a sweet ass pension, excellent medical, dental... It's a surprise they aren't constantly happy.
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11-21-2013, 07:17 AM	#22 (permalink)
BrianAlt Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Northern NJ Posts: 4,690	I asked Leen to meet me for beers. Guess what happened? We met for beers. I asked Keith to meet for beers. Still hasn't happened. I even offered to buy. At least Leen bought her own beer. Don't worry, Keith, I still love you. And the offer still stands. Cheers!
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11-21-2013, 08:03 AM	#23 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,544	Why WOULDN'T you love me? I didn't send YOU up a river.
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11-21-2013, 08:04 AM	#24 (permalink)
BrianAlt Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Northern NJ Posts: 4,690	Or down one, for that matter.
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11-21-2013, 08:09 AM	#25 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,544	No rivers were involved at all on my end, is my point. WittyReference likes this.
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11-21-2013, 08:10 AM	#26 (permalink)
BrianAlt Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Northern NJ Posts: 4,690	Rivers can be nice.
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11-21-2013, 08:12 AM	#27 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,544	So can marriages, you dirty dog. Enunciated Piffle likes this.
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11-21-2013, 08:22 AM	#28 (permalink)
BrianAlt Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Northern NJ Posts: 4,690	You really want to drag my 22+ year marriage into this one, don't you? Well, I'll tell you, you and Hugsy are really barking up the wrong tree on this one. When we having those beers?
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11-21-2013, 08:52 AM	#29 (permalink)
Jack Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: NBG Posts: 111	I love (not really) the argument that Leens wasn't offended when Keith: shit is a shake equated nerd and nigger blah, blah blah but NOW you're offended? Yes. Now Leens is offended. Being offended is a personal feeling. Like being full or tired. You just are, and you shouldn't be vilified for that. Your levels are not my levels or Leen's levels or anyone elses, but they should be respected. I know you have an hour a day to fill and I thank you guys for it, but this seems like picking a fight on the bus with someone who's just trying to get home. Scumhook likes this. __________________ Late, Jack Bastard @JackBastard77 Host What's Up Amsterdam Podcast I knew Bob Crane, I partied with Bob Crane, you sir, are NO Bob Crane
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11-21-2013, 09:00 AM	#30 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,544	Well you're wrong. She does not have a right to be offended now because I didn't say anything offensive. Shithead.
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