191: So Sue Me

[mali]

Originally Posted by poorbusker

That letter about the sperm on the carpet was pretty disgusting. I hope he finds a fucking girlfriend quick

As curious as I am about the bugs, I really don't think we want to incourage him... I wonder what the people who drove past me were thinking, as I had the most disgusted look on my face, and was screaming "Noooooo!"

so, so wrong.

[MichaelG]

Originally Posted by mali

As curious as I am about the bugs, I really don't think we want to incourage him... I wonder what the people who drove past me were thinking, as I had the most disgusted look on my face, and was screaming "Noooooo!"

so, so wrong.

That was so gross, I am suprised at more than one person bringing it up again....

Stopp reminding me.

[unknownsoldier]

I was wondering why mta workers get paid so much but it makes sense that the engineers would get paid 100+ and the people at the booths get like 30? I'm not sure. You don't want to underpay the engineers! - I'd like to see the average salary of just a ticketing person.

I was thinking about your whole "$1 million for every year" thing. You have said it before and I totally agreed with the idea - thought it would be awesome. But now I'm thinking: Who wouldn't pretend to comite a crime, get a really shitty lawyer, go to jail for a year, and then pick up a million dollars?! - I'd go to jail for a year for $1m.

All of these DNA people who got locked up should definitely be getting payouts.... But since the court room is effectively a competition: like any sport... Wouldn't these payouts effectively reward people for performing shit at their trial?

I love the payour idea and I think it would work for countries such as France that use the different legal system but I'm not sure how this would work

Maybe like.... for the first year in jail its 10,000 and then every year it doubles.

I think about this shit way too much don't i

[lickmyballssuckmy]

Originally Posted by germuhknee

When's your next high school reunion?

Well, I moved and didn't graduate from that school so I doubt that I qualify to attend a reunion.

I had no idea this would get more airtime than finish going down a rope, for example. Keith followed up on the christmas show and Chemda offered the best explanation for OCD I've ever heard.

Chemda, I don't think Pam turned into Liz Phair, although now I have a new fantasy for the Keith Malley Memorial Jerk Bank. The fantasy involves Liz Phair, Andrea, and some rope.

Someday maybe I will get up the nerve to call your show because Chemda seems to be really amused by this topic, but I seriously doubt that we will ever hear Pam's side of the story. I think the only chance is if she married a real asshole, you could get her husband on the show and ask him if she likes facials or ropes.

Lickmy

[perclissigi]

I for one would LOVE to hear her point of view! hehe
I haven't laughed that hard for a looong time!

[Nick Postagulous]

Anyone interested in how Wal-Mart works, and other low grade jobs, there is a book called Not Getting By In America or somthing like that. Oh, hell. I cant' remember. Let me look it up:

Nickel and Dimed
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/080...books&v=glance

[Blank Mondragon]

here is the picture of the famous niece: http://j-walkblog.com/index.php?/web.../wafah_dufour/ (I'm no sure if it was in this show, though

[pfapfapfap]

This is the show that inspired me to join the forums...

Look, folks, I don't know why you're having so many issues with your spunk everywhere. Have you never heard of tube socks? Or if you want the feeling of flesh on flesh, here's a handy trick... shove your junk through the neck or sleeve of a tshirt and use the rest of the shirt as a shield, thereby creating your own little biosphere of jerkin' fun. Keeps it from getting on the carpet or housepets, reduces the goopy pubes syndrome, and you already have a rag in hand for clean-up. Ta-da, everybody wins.

That is all. Carry on.

(ps, the rope story was fantastic... especially Chemda's reactions)

[lickmyballssuckmy]

True. Chemda's reactions are definitely AB porn material..

One thing I thought was a little strange. Keith being grossed out about the guy messing up his carpet.

This is the same Keith that did WHAT!?!?! in the sugar walls apartment? You couldn't go in the apartment without shoes because of how he was living in there and somehow this grosses Keith out?

I thought Keith's advice should have been to wear hiking boots at all times.

Lickmy

[cullo]

Just listened to this show and would suggest you edit Chemda laughing out louder than anyone else on the stand up you played at the end.