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01-27-2014, 04:27 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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01-27-2014, 07:52 PM | #2 (permalink) |
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Keith your movie breakdowns are awesome. Hope to keep hearing them. This was the first time I've heard you have anything against robots since I started listening in july though. I got my VIP a few months ago and since I've been listening to all the old shows and enjoy your HUAR rants so much, I'm wondering if the robots got to you and silenced your revolution. I also just listened to an episode where you two totally go off on cats and dogs screaming "FUCK EM!" amongst many other tings. That was a 180 for the better buddy. I very thoroughly enjoy you fuckers pretty much every day.
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Thanks. And no worries, I'm still as anti-AI as I ever was.
Regarding dogs and cats: I hated other people's shedding monsters, drooling animals, etc. But Hugsy Malone is a peach. I hate kids' vomit and crying, but I know I'll love little Michelin Star Malley. I'll fill you in on what's going on with robots shortly. Our newest challenge is these 3D printers. What do you think they'll print out first if given the chance? Themselves. They'll make more of themselves. You'll come home one day and you'll see that one printer printed out 9 other printers, and believe me, that ain't good news. Hugsy knows where the Windex is at all times. |
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01-28-2014, 03:18 AM | #5 (permalink) |
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Poison Lyrics
I've got a solid 4 minutes on Poison lyrics and Keith might be the only person who could possibly give a fuck but this lyric always stuck with me;
I can't wait to get my hands on them I won't give up until they give in Now I'm not lookin' for a love that lasts I need a shot and I need it fast If I can't have her, I'll take her and make her That's from "I Want Action" off Look What the Cat Dragged In. You know, the album where Bret Michaels threatens to RAPE anyone who says no to his sexual advances? Look What the Cat Dragged In was the album that came out before "Open Up and Say Ahhhh" a record that was pulled from the shelves and had the cover replaced because is was "too suggestive." That suggestion was oral sex. Although I don't see how, Bambi (the model) clearly has several medical defects that would RUIN oral sex. Love the show!
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The percent precipitation is not based on the historical average. What the percent actually means is - if the chance is 30%, for example, that means 30% of the area described (i.e. New York area) will see some rain or snow. The other 70% will be completely dry.
Keith's description makes more sense, but above is how it works. |
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Lip synching
Just listened to show 1913, and it grates on me whenever Keith talks about lip synching and how "obvious" it is. I want to go through a few of the acts I caught while my girlfriend was watching the Grammys.
Yep, Pink (P!nk? whatever) was clearly faking it during the Cirque routine, and I agree it's lame. I'm in agreement with Keith that it's impressive in its own right, but don't try to fool me by fitting her with a headset mic while playing the exact studio track over it. But after she came down and started that song with the fun. dude, she was clearly singing live (and hoo boy with those forced/missed notes by the fun. guy, he was clearly singing live as well). Pink has a good voice and sang her part nicely. John Legend displayed his amazing live "impress all the soccer moms" voice, although his performances that I've seen never have any true emotion to them, so it's such a waste. Swift wasn't lip synching, but it's not exactly hard to sing on key with her material. Also, her piano playing is boring as shit, just like her guitar playing and vocals, because she only learns enough to barely get by for live playing. The country kid "debuting a new song" or whatever was certainly live, because you'd never record a vocal track that missed so many notes and was so poor sounding in general. Beyonce is always on-key live and usually not lip synching, even though she usually has overpowering backing tracks. I don't understand why, but she was lipping the solo part of the song, then was live later with Jay-Z to finish it. Also, wtf was up with Keith calling her a prostitute and a whore? She's a bitchy diva for sure, but can we please encourage sexy stuff on network TV instead of being nonplussed? At least say she looked like a stripper, not a whore, but maybe I'm just being pedantic and that's what Keith meant. I do agree with Keith that adding a piano to One was too much. There's already enough stuff going on in that song that it ended up a garbled mess, even though the Asian dude was obviously a master. Can we stop the collaborations and general sucking of Beatles dick, by the way? I'm sick of seeing watered-down performances filled with old farts. |
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