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View Poll Results: Ever masturbate in public while your muse was within eyesight w/o their permission?
Yes 3 4.92%
No 58 95.08%
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Old 01-31-2014, 08:27 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Detroiters are still looking to god to save them instead of fixing their fucked up city.
Detroit needs to care about Detroit. not a thing can happen until their heads come up and out of the water their souls are drowning in. it's a wasteland. we know it. we let them know it. we tell them frequently how awful the city is and how awful they are to still live there. like you just did here. before infrastructure and before economics, shits must be given by the people. Detroit must see itself as something other than a lost cause; it makes the people feel like lost causes. lost causes don't fight for themselves. leaves that place open for really gross exploitation.

it would not surprise me that if there's a restoration of soul to be had there, the biggest foothold it could have is the Church. it's common. they're very free with hope and facilities. i've collaborated with a number of really smart, interesting, and generous god fearing organizations--fyi people who have faith of whatever kind aren't evil wastes of retarded space. they know better than most the power of belief; in yourself, in your ability to overcome.

as an atheist, a humanist, and someone who understands and plays with our collective might; that Detroit has a muscle with which to lift itself up is incredibly important. when the people care and feel a proud sense of ownership of their city and situation they are more likely to begin "fixing their fucked up city"

so, yes, lift Detroit up in prayer. lift it up in your thoughts. light a candle. do a nice thing. what and however it looks: give a shit. that's the first step. it's as necessary as money.
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Old 01-31-2014, 08:50 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Me too! Outside of the the Mike and Myq persuasion, Lauren is my favorite. She is fucking awesome. Also, I need to learn more about this whole trans thing. And shit.
I realize I'm becoming a broken record here J Zilla, but VIP has all that you just mentioned.

Lauren has a podcast (Bottoms Up With Hennesy) and Chemda covers the whole 'trans thing' on her What's My Name #50: Transmen.

Dude. VIP. For Reals. And shit.
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Old 01-31-2014, 09:09 AM   #23 (permalink)
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...just sayin'
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Old 01-31-2014, 07:38 PM   #24 (permalink)
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I'm one of the few that voted yes on the poll. For anyone curious:

I was in the process of jerkin' it to some porn on the computer one afternoon on a weekend, when I hear some annoying snapping noises outside, like a giant is clipping their toenails. I'm curious, so I look outside my window to see the neighbor chick pruning a bush in our shared back yard (we each live in half of a large house--basically a duplex). I proceed to sit back down in my desk chair and get back to work, only I can't concentrate because the girl's annoying pruning shears keep getting louder and louder, approaching a noise level I previously thought was impossible for tools of that nature to emit across a yard.

After maybe 4 minutes of constant clipping, my masturbation sesh now thoroughly in shambles, I angrily pull up the blinds and stare out the window again. She's now bending over cutting what I could only assume were individual weeds (maybe some broadleaf plants or dandelions?). Her boobs kept falling out of her tank, and she's not the ugliest girl, so I decided as some sort of idiotic "revenge" (only a dude with a dick in his hand would think like this) that I would jack it while watching her through the window. I was carelessly just standing in the window, and I know that I was certainly visible. So I objectified the shit out of her for a few minutes, she never really looked my way, then I got bored and realized how lame it was what I was doing--I mean, you're at a pretty sad level when you're jerking it to a sweaty chick in gardening gloves. I put my dick away in shame.
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Old 01-31-2014, 09:34 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Silly boy - You're not supposed to feel the shame until after you come.
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Old 02-02-2014, 03:09 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Its not raising the minimum wage for federal workers, its raising the federal minimum wage. This makes it mandatory for all employees to be paid that wage while leaving the states the ability to make the state minimum wage higher.
Nah, Jared had it right. It's all workers who have a federal contract. That's everyone working for the government either directly or through a contractor (e.g. cleaners or construction companies). All this does is increase the ridiculous amount of federal expenditure.

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/01/29/us...nion.html?_r=0
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Yea I thought I had it right. Ssgtballard trying to confuse me over here.
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Old 02-04-2014, 06:46 AM   #28 (permalink)
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...just sayin'
You really have harped on it a lot to me. Even in private message! THAT'S RIGHT MOTHER FUCKER! I'M OUTING YOU!!

Nah, I really should just bite the bullet. I will be getting rid of 2 bills this year. Maybe I should replace one of them, a twenty five dollar bill; with a VIP payment. It's not like I can't afford it. I could also quit smoking cigarettes but one thing a time. No you are right. I should of added Emmy, she's funny as fuck too. I could get more of all of the three (Chemda and Lauren being the other two) if I just did it. Sigh. Give me til my tax return. I'll shut the fuck up then. Deal? lol

On a side note, I still feel like I owe Keith a Lobster Roll but I wouldn't know how to deal with that situation. I don't even know why I feel that way.
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