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View Poll Results: Ever masturbate in public while your muse was within eyesight w/o their permission? | |||
Yes | 3 | 4.92% | |
No | 58 | 95.08% | |
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01-31-2014, 08:27 AM | #21 (permalink) | |
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it would not surprise me that if there's a restoration of soul to be had there, the biggest foothold it could have is the Church. it's common. they're very free with hope and facilities. i've collaborated with a number of really smart, interesting, and generous god fearing organizations--fyi people who have faith of whatever kind aren't evil wastes of retarded space. they know better than most the power of belief; in yourself, in your ability to overcome. as an atheist, a humanist, and someone who understands and plays with our collective might; that Detroit has a muscle with which to lift itself up is incredibly important. when the people care and feel a proud sense of ownership of their city and situation they are more likely to begin "fixing their fucked up city" so, yes, lift Detroit up in prayer. lift it up in your thoughts. light a candle. do a nice thing. what and however it looks: give a shit. that's the first step. it's as necessary as money. |
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01-31-2014, 08:50 AM | #22 (permalink) | |
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01-31-2014, 07:38 PM | #24 (permalink) |
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I'm one of the few that voted yes on the poll. For anyone curious:
I was in the process of jerkin' it to some porn on the computer one afternoon on a weekend, when I hear some annoying snapping noises outside, like a giant is clipping their toenails. I'm curious, so I look outside my window to see the neighbor chick pruning a bush in our shared back yard (we each live in half of a large house--basically a duplex). I proceed to sit back down in my desk chair and get back to work, only I can't concentrate because the girl's annoying pruning shears keep getting louder and louder, approaching a noise level I previously thought was impossible for tools of that nature to emit across a yard. After maybe 4 minutes of constant clipping, my masturbation sesh now thoroughly in shambles, I angrily pull up the blinds and stare out the window again. She's now bending over cutting what I could only assume were individual weeds (maybe some broadleaf plants or dandelions?). Her boobs kept falling out of her tank, and she's not the ugliest girl, so I decided as some sort of idiotic "revenge" (only a dude with a dick in his hand would think like this) that I would jack it while watching her through the window. I was carelessly just standing in the window, and I know that I was certainly visible. So I objectified the shit out of her for a few minutes, she never really looked my way, then I got bored and realized how lame it was what I was doing--I mean, you're at a pretty sad level when you're jerking it to a sweaty chick in gardening gloves. I put my dick away in shame. |
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01-31-2014, 09:34 PM | #25 (permalink) |
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Silly boy - You're not supposed to feel the shame until after you come.
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02-04-2014, 06:46 AM | #28 (permalink) |
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You really have harped on it a lot to me. Even in private message! THAT'S RIGHT MOTHER FUCKER! I'M OUTING YOU!!
Nah, I really should just bite the bullet. I will be getting rid of 2 bills this year. Maybe I should replace one of them, a twenty five dollar bill; with a VIP payment. It's not like I can't afford it. I could also quit smoking cigarettes but one thing a time. No you are right. I should of added Emmy, she's funny as fuck too. I could get more of all of the three (Chemda and Lauren being the other two) if I just did it. Sigh. Give me til my tax return. I'll shut the fuck up then. Deal? lol On a side note, I still feel like I owe Keith a Lobster Roll but I wouldn't know how to deal with that situation. I don't even know why I feel that way.
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