1918: Woody and His Daughters

[Dean from Australia]

I seriously want to lynch this fuck.

[Scumhook]

I think that everyone is rushing to judgement here.

Not to say that I like Woody Allen. I don't. He personifies the desperate need for more bullying, and for weedy little jew kids to be killed before they graduate high school.

However I believe that, much like prostitution, 9/11, and smoking weed; pedophilia is essentially a victimless crime. It helps kids learn about their bodies, and teaches them that life is tough and you need to carve your own trail through this world.

Look at Keith - he's still baawwwing about getting bullied, however these bullies helped shape little K from the gangly stick figure he was into the bouncing bald ball of boisterousness who delights us on a daily basis. They taught him to stand up for himself, and how can that be a bad thing?

Nerd = Nigger
Bully = Pedo

[Scumhook]

Originally Posted by JSZilla

I think you need a podcast lol. I don't think I have ever read anything more vile. Maybe dead baby jokes. Jesus Christ dude lol. And yet that horseshit amuses me. So I'm no better.

I wouldn't have a clue how to start doing a podcast.

If only someone had put together a step by step guide...

[flerchin]

Damn Scumhook,

You're on a roll. A fucked-up, hilarious, roll.

[Chef_K]

I just wanted to say fuck Woody Allen. Showing my support for Keith. I'm even going to boycot his movies. To think...I almost watched Annie Hall for the first time cause I heard its a "classic". Fuck that!

On a scale from 1 to 10, 10 being Ariel Castro, Woody has now shot up past Polanski to a 9. At least Polanski got the girl high!

-K

[Tank]

Manhattan is a well made film but it's creepy as fuck, especially considering this. It's crazy that he walks around with pretty much no worries. Sickening...

[Scumhook]

Originally Posted by flerchin

Damn Scumhook,

You're on a roll. A fucked-up, hilarious, roll.

Just speakin the truth, baby

[Blitzgal]

You gonna get stabbed.

[skeetshart69]

Keith is indeed being a hypocrite in the episode. At the beginning when talking about Roethlisberger, he stated that he didn't know the whole truth so he'd somewhat reserve judgement. I was thinking about how he talks about Michael Jackson all the time and how he "knows" that he touched kids ("minimum", of course). Michael Jackson was acquitted of all charges in criminal court, and the parents settled out of court for the civil case. Oh, kinda reminiscent of big Ben.

It absolutely blew my mind when Keith actually mentioned MJ later during the episode, and I'm glad that he caught that he may be being hypocritical in his thinking at the very end. Just because allegations are for sexual assault against kids instead of women, doesn't make unfounded claims any more true. I don't know anything about Allen, so I won't comment on his dumb ass, but there is no evidence that has surfaced that Michael has ever had sex or touched kids (or anyone, really--my guess is that he was asexual). Keith also often says that he admitted to giving kids wine, when all he ever said was that he would hide alcohol consumption from kids around him by having people fill cans with wine for him. Jackson denied ever giving it to children and calling it "Jesus juice". There just isn't any evidence of anything beyond being a rich idiot that used all his money and fame to avoid growing up instead of getting a therapist and resolving his issues. The fame drew the attention of the media, which assassinated a lot of his public image.

I have the same opinion of the Roethlisberger allegations. We know he was an asshole party boy who liked getting his dick wet, but did he rape the ladies? We just don't know (in the Lake Tahoe case, we can pretty safely guess no with the current evidence). Stop being furious at things you can't know the truth about, especially when you haven't researched the topic. There are literally millions of other things/people that we know are shitty that are worth more ire.

[Scumhook]

Originally Posted by Blitzgal

You gonna get stabbed.

Reported for cyberbullying.