1920: Li(v)e

[Keith]

Then we find they were pre-cut to ensure breakage.

"The Super Bowl is a different animal! We can't risk the smash!"

[Sparrow]

Originally Posted by Mandias

Not a skit, a short. And it wouldn't have to be 12 minutes. Whatevs.

You could spend a year or more doing the short, with the best writers, who would get more out of exposure than a band who is already known by 90% of the population.

Or, hire the South Park guys to write a topical script a few weeks before.

But, you know what, fuck it. It would probably end up being Dane Cook on stage, and watching animals get smashed with a steam roller for 12 minutes would be better than that.

the halftime show fills the 15 minute break in the game. that's just football.

it could be the best comedy sketch ever, but can it sustain a frothy crowd? the halftime show is a mechanism at the end of the day. whatever the fuck it is, it has a purpose that is not anything about artistic integrity: the game is paused and the energy needs to not drop in the room. correct me if i'm mistaken, but most comedy needs time to set itself up and build to what may be just a moment of pay off. high octane music shows are near 100% energetic payoff.

[BrianAlt]

Super Bowl has a 30 minute intermission. Regular games are 15.

[Sparrow]

is that to sandwich the hullaballoo around the show bits?

i could be wrong about the comedy stuff. i don't know the ins and outs and applications.

[Mandias]

Originally Posted by Sparrow

not anything about artistic integrity:
energy needs to not drop in the room
high octane

Well, I think you just described a set with Gallagher and Dane Cook riffing off of each other for 30 minutes.

And then, for the final bit of high octane, energy intensifying release, smash them both with a steam roller.

[Sparrow]

mmmm. old style gladiator halftime. are there still showbiz lions?

[andsoitgoes]

I forgot, did Dylan call out her mother for being buddy buddy with an admitted rapist of a child?

I have no desire to justify anything that Allen has done, but Mia Farrow deserves at least some scrutiny. If your child was molested by your partner, would you then continue to be best friends with anyone else?

As a parent, no amount of money or contacts would be enough to want to associate with someone who drugged and raped a young girl.

And it seems like I have to stress this again, I don't think most people think that Dylan is lying, I sure as shit don't, so when I hear Mia's own son Moses, who had no relationship with Allen good or bad, say that his mother is a crazy person who brainwashes her children...

Fuck everything else, look at Allen and Mia Farrow and tell me the two of them aren't the creepiest looking people in Hollywood. He probably didn't want to spend the night with Mia due to her turning into some sort of alien mind eater at night.

[Keith]

Oh, Moses Allen believes Woody Allen? Ok then. Should have told me sooner. I forgot how much we all thought so highly of Moses Allen.

Nevermind Ronan Allen has continued to call out Woody, because this is the great Moses Allen that we all know so well.

Do you know Moses Allen isn't really MOSES?

[andsoitgoes]

Originally Posted by Keith

Oh, Moses Allen believes Woody Allen? Ok then. Should have told me sooner. I forgot how much we all thought so highly of Moses Allen.

Nevermind Ronan Allen has continued to call out Woody, because this is the great Moses Allen that we all know so well.

Do you know Moses Allen isn't really MOSES?

Moses Farrow, not Allen. Farrow.

Are you at all considering Mia's character at all? You seem resigned to not even consider she could be a lunatic.

[Keith]

You made up your mind and are ignoring all the points I've brought up so that you're not wrong. Don't think we didn't notice.

And I don't care if Mia is insane or how insane she is. I see Soon Yi and I see Dylan and that's enough for me.