1923: The Art of Charm

[Scumhook]

I vote for Pat to be the next Storytellers Guest.

With a bit of luck, he'll say that you can't prove that God doesn't exist and Keith's head will explode.

[PatDixonNYC]

Originally Posted by Keith

I'm busy thinking what the difference is between "dickhead" and "douche" so that I don't misspeak.

No one likes to be wrong, Keith. I understand your anger.

[Keith]

We're working on a monthly show with Pat called In Defense Of. We haven't decided if in the beginning we start with things like Hitler and pedophilic priests or if we begin light with folks such as OJ and Lance Armstrong.

[BrianAlt]

Originally Posted by Keith

We're working on a monthly show with Pat called In Defense Of.

Not Child Rapist Lawyer?

[BrianAlt]

Originally Posted by Keith

The subtitle changes each time. That was this last one. The next one will be Genocidal Monster Lawyer, for example.

"I'm sorry, Keith, did YOU go to art school to even be ABLE to fail it?! Tell us, Keith, how many art degree credits do YOU have?! Then how can you begin to presume to guess what was going on in Mr. Hitler's head?! Oh, you're clairvoyant now. I see..."

Fair enough.

[Keith]

The subtitle changes each time. That was this last one. The next one will be Genocidal Monster Lawyer, for example.

"I'm sorry, Keith, did YOU go to art school to even be ABLE to fail it?! Tell us, Keith, how many art degree credits do YOU have?! Then how can you begin to presume to guess what was going on in Mr. Hitler's head?! Oh, you're clairvoyant now. I see..."

[PatDixonNYC]

Originally Posted by Keith

The subtitle changes each time. That was this last one. The next one will be Genocidal Monster Lawyer, for example.

"I'm sorry, Keith, did YOU go to art school to even be ABLE to fail it?! Tell us, Keith, how many art degree credits do YOU have?! Then how can you begin to presume to guess what was going on in Mr. Hitler's head?! Oh, you're clairvoyant now. I see..."

If you guys do the same amount of prep for the Hitler episode as you did for Woody, I'm pretty sure he's gonna walk.

[Scumhook]

If the oven's not lit, you must acquit.

[Keith]

"OJ was out of control?! Really?! So you never got into an argument with somebody?! NO! ANSWER ME! HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN INTO AN ARGUMENT WITH SOMEBODY?!"

"Well, Pat, I kinda want to stab you right now."

"Oh, so now it's personal attacks. I see..."

[beckydewbabe]

C'MONNN--The issue I had listening to this shit was I felt like their was some unknown agreement made before the show... Pat Dixon feels like he has some perspective and throughout the show pointed out how he came on to discuss the "FACTS"... he's not a lawyer and his only unique perspective comes from his fascination with misogynistic jokes, usually based on god awful sex crimes. I introduced my fiance to KATG and the Crime Report when we first started dating- I can always tell when he's had a bit too much of Pat's voice in his ear...

It was very misogynistic for Pat to specifically use the word "hysteria" when addressing Chemda's request for him to think of the situation and develop and opinion on what we do know. I'm confused why he even came on the show if he only wanted to talk about what he thought were facts and dismiss any information he didn't decide were facts for himself.