1936: Katz and Dogs
 

with Louis Katz

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The Americans is a great show and it's surprisingly filthy for network TV, even FX. A woman blows her boss and then you see her spit into a teacup. Kerri Russel gives a guy a finger while blowing him - "What, you've never had a girl stick her finger in your ass?" Threesomes, attempted anal rape, etc.

Speaking of anal, Belle Knox has never done it in a scene as far as I can tell. "I LOOKED IT UP, SHE'S TAKIN' IT IN EVERY HOLE!" You didn't look anything up. You have emotional issues with porn, Keith.

She did do Facial Abuse, which is about as close as you can get to porn that should be illegal even with consenting adults. A lot of brand new girls seem to do it the moment they turn 18, and I don't know why. I think these "modelling agencies" you find when you literally google how to do porn must steer them straight to that site.

Also, people in porn tend to refer to themselves as porn performers, not pornstars. There aren't very many stars any more.

..... And have time to have a shower right after?

Outstanding 1st post.

Good use of the :D smiley (which is the best one).

Short, funny, and referenced Keith's poo OCD.

10/10 :D

Now fucking post moar, you Kanuk arsehole.

Tattoos are a very common identification method for dogs. If you go to any dog shelter you'd see a lot but they are on the inside of the leg not for vanity lol.



HUAR!

Hmmm, I'm not sure I agree. I had my dog circumcised so he doesn't go to hell but a tattoo?? That's just crazy.


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This robot bullshit needs to hurry up. I wanna be a cyborg. I'll be first in line. I've played video games. I know how this works.

My wife ran a shelter for three years and never saw a tattoo. They have a chip they inject that identifies the animals, why would they need a tattoo

lots of cats and dogs get tattoos to identify them (usually in the ear where there is no hair) but that is a small code meant to help them be found if lost, basically it's cheaper than a microchip and can be read by everybody while you need a special tool for the chip.

The guy in the story clearly did the tattoo to be an asshole in a place where the dog is covered in thick fur so it won't even be seen he just did it to be able to post a funny pic.

We hate Robots because we can't hate Children
 

6 x 5 / 9 x 3 = 10, not 15, Keith.

And in my opinion, our culture's fears about robots and thinking computers is sublimated fear about our children. Both are things that adults have to teach the rules about how to live in our world, and both have the opportunity to turn those teachings against us.

We're not allowed to say "I'm scared that we're teaching children to want their own things, and understand technologies that we older people don't, and we tell them to change the world to make it a better place, but what if the future that the children build isn't what we want?"

So instead we talk about thinking, conscious robots (a metal man instead of a straw man?). We can beat up on robots, and we can make sure that we talk about all the good things in this world that the robots are going to obliviously not understand and destroy. We can destroy the robots, and talk about how inhuman they are, without discussing the monstrous nature of toddlers or the pure evil of middle school girls.

Libby's Challenges
 

First of all happy 9 year anniversary from a listener since August 2005. I love you guys and will be a listener forever. Secondly, I have somehow completely missed that Libby was doing these challenges. It just so happens I decided to do the 200 squats program starting last week. I just finished my first week of squats and it feels awesome. :) Good luck Chemda and Danny, you can do it!

I'll take my chances with a robot any day over monstrous toddlers.
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bullshit. i could seriously injure or kill like half a dozen toddlers at once. they're dumb, easy to frighten, and their bodies are weak.

will confirm middle school girls; some of those bitches are strong and they're full of guile.

not to mention you could pick up a toddler and use it as a weapon against the other toddlers.

You'd be a fool not to.

Valuable animals have been marked with tattoos forever. Totally safe.

I have seen dozens of dogs with them. $10-20. Local anesthesia for pain. Inner ear, front leg or groin usually.

Vanity dog tattoo is just silly but not the end of the world?

I caught that too.

If this is a question then I'll have to answer, "yes!"

Duly noted.

I was a little less concerned with the fighting capabilities of toddlers as their ability to drain your bank account, make you rearrange the furniture and lock up your toys, clean up your language, and they wander around your house demanding constant attention.
And if you're tired of that, you can't trade them in or upgrade to a newer model, and if you drop them and they stop working, replacement parts cost a fortune. You get funny looks if you complain about the color.

My wife says I should stop typing now, or she's calling child services on me. And we don't have any kids yet.

As far as "quiet" vacations go, I really love them. If you want to do the quiet/mind clearing type thing but don't want to deal with something like a formal/scheduled buddhist or yoga retreat type deal just go somewhere that you don't speak the primary language. Ideally you would do it that type of trip solo. You are kinda forced to be on your own but you can still function like a normal human being.

Chemda, if you're considering doing this, Quebec City would probably be the easiest place from NYC. It's a beautiful city too... so much that it doesn't seem like it belongs in North America.

I left a job I wasn't too crazy about last summer and immediately got on a plane headed for semi-rural Guatemala. I spent the entire month of July there. I don't speak a word of Spanish and even if it did I would have still run into problems because a lot of the locals speak some crazy indigenous Mayan language. Being on my own with no idea how to do something as simple as asking for a glass of water or the bathroom completely changed the way my mind worked. I couldn't do anything but be on my own. It's definitely one of my fav vacations.

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Good luck Chemda and Danny on the planking challenge.

And count me in too.

I just joined a CrossFit box a few weeks ago because I’m a retard who makes bullshit decisions like joining a CrossFit box. Before every workout the CrossFit class is required to do a 90 second plank… But if I can get up to 5 minutes… that’s… that’s a toned core. Either that or planking for 5 minutes causes you to die from some horrific planking related injury where your body snaps in half. Guess we’ll all find out together!

And $600 bucks to boot! I don’t know who to wish more luck too Chemda or Danny… I guess Danny because I suppose if he lost he’d just be giving up a paycheck? (I assume.) But with that amount of money on the line I just figure someone will end up with a horse head in their bed. (I do realize it’s $20 bucks per day, so the potential total pot is only $600 if Chemda decided to make the wager and then do nothing. Still quite the incentive.)

I'll count you in. Every day you don't get it done you owe me $20.

Good luck. And congratulations on being counted in.

Oh boy.

pay him in bitcoins

That’s not a bad idea. I actually have more than enough satoshis to do that.

Keith would have to have a bitcoin wallet address though.