1964: Our Father
 

With Sean Tucker and Danny Hatch

US Airways tweeted out a highly inappropriate photo, People Magazine's Most Beautiful Person, keeping secrets, Beyonce Photoshops her inner thighs, Chemda goes to therapy, Danny's weed use argued, priests sleeping around, banning tortilla chips


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Here's the thing. Keith is good at recognizing what's wrong, but he doesn't like to admit when he is wrong.

I think it's wrong for Chemda to be not-mad at Keith for being uncomfortable at Danny doing pot on camera. I think it's right for Chrmda to be uncomfortable at Keith for giving Danny alcohol. I mean, c'mon. Does anyone really think it's a good thing to get a guest really drunk and yelling at them? I'm not saying My Name is Keith is a bad show, but it's not really doing any good for the guest.

Similarly, there is a difference between doing weed at home and doing it on camera, broadcasted on the Internet. If you honestly don't see a difference and you don't see how someone can be okay with one and not the other, then you're a defensive marajuana advocate.

I see you're giving everyone the business a little bit to keep things fair, but I need to push it. What am I not admitting is wrong?

MNIK is a very fucked up show. I think it has even more potential damage to people than the alcohol in and of itself, which of course is also unhealthy.

What aren't I admitting?

And I know you're not calling MNIK a bad show. It's the best show ever did. That's how we do it over here.

can confirm.

i think keith just wants one of us stoners to admit it's not a totally harmless, fucking all good never bad, all encompassing cure all for everyone, sun shines out of its ass substance. am i off?

i don't let my staff drink or have drugs on them during events; we have to be on point. it's a liability. i get it. it's a little different because we work in IRL public, but the internet is just as public for all intents and purposes. i lost a good venue space because the owner smelled pot in the bathroom after it was over; never mind we all smoke together elsewhere. they hadn't even smoked it, it was just a particularly pungent strain and a jar was opened to grab a little for someone else. he could have lost his business license. i fucking love pot; i still gave that person a come to jesus talkin' to. it shouldn't be illegal. it is currently in my state. it necessitates appropriate caution.

1) I know I'm not the only person who always sing-says "it's the best show ever did. That's how we do it over here" everytime that shit is typed here or said on a show. It makes me giggle and smile like a dumbass, but I can't help it.

2) How can one even compare an illegal drug to a legal substance like alcohol? Or an employer partaking in an illegal substance on the clock AND in the workplace with an employee? OR HAVING THESE ILLEGAL ACTIVITIES TAKE PLACE ON CAMERA?!? Well fuck me, I'm with Keith on this. I wasn't even a fan when I would spark up in chat and the see a screenshot on Facebook, yet to just publicly advertise illegality after illegality on a show that can be accessed why anyone anywhere without a login seems crazy to me.

3) as much as I smoke, the pothead in me even knows this argument is not equal at all and it sounds like Chemda is spouting straw man after straw man in attempt to prove Keith wrong

4) yup. I'm a bitch. "Fuck you Toni!" I got it Chemda ;)

Every dog has its day. This time you make complete sense.

i play pretty fast and loose if we're not actively running a show. my deal was that it wasn't our property and we absolutely did have the city up in our snooches about the alcohol. they showed up during. we blaze up the studio on the regs.

I guess it could have been worse.

I'm just trying to think of how...

Oh, I agree with that. You always call out alcohol as being a vice. I was talking in general. You usually go with what you originally say for a bit even if you change your mind half way through a conversation.

Also, I totally don't buy that you're not a woman in your head when you masturbate. Definitely changed your story after you got embarrassed. Tell us your sexual fantasies, Keithryn~!

I've never been embarrassed by anything I've done sexually. Maybe people don't understand what I'm explaining, but I've never backtracked or been ashamed. You're being goofy.

What else ya got?