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View Poll Results: How many shit tickets (not piss passes) will you cash in for tonight’s dump? | |||
Less than a quarter of a roll | 35 | 71.43% | |
A quarter of a roll | 8 | 16.33% | |
Half a roll | 2 | 4.08% | |
A whole roll | 0 | 0% | |
More than a whole roll | 0 | 0% | |
I’ll shower without using any tickets | 4 | 8.16% | |
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Shane Mauss was a great guest, but he has to do something about his girlfriend- way too jealous! I remember when we were first married and my wife "caught" me look a pretty girl. I was like, "She is beautiful, I also enjoy checking out beautiful flowers and art. I am not about to snatch a painting off the wall in a museum though."
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Also about the black tar coming out of Shane Mauss' ass; There was a short period in the late nineties that potato chips and other high fat snack foods went crazy for Olestra. Olestra was a oil substitute that blocked fat absorption in the body. It sounded great, until consumers realized that the fat that was being blocked had to go somewhere, namely leaking out of your asshole. The hype lasted a surprisingly short-time before products featuring Olestra were pulled off the shelves. Apparently your ass doesn't leak unless you are consuming high amounts of fat, but in a country that over half the population is overweight... that pretty much everyone.
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Yep - that's exactly what I meant. I see you haven't added "Sarcastica" font yet so here's this instead
You said the trip sounded hard and couldn't imagine doing it. Well if she's only just started and already manifesting knee pain and visiting acupuncturists, then maybe she isn't coping well mentally so far. Half an hour lying down at a "doctors" and getting fussed over made her feel better as she got out of the grind of the constant walking headspace for a while. |
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I think there is something fundamentally wrong with scrunchers. I neatly fold, and then wipe with the precision of a Marine Corps sniper. Oh, and I wipe forwards mainly just to reinforce how great it is to be a guy and not have to worry about getting poo in other holes. Last edited by Scumhook; 04-29-2014 at 03:47 AM. Reason: God hates women |
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I live in the middle east so every toilet has one of these next to it
Public bathrooms included Also most residential bathrooms have a bidet next to the toilet as well.. still have to wipe after to dry the area but its 100% clean..It sucks when I'm in western countries and there is no way to "clean".. I always hope for those handicap bathrooms with the adjoining sink so I can wet the TP to clean first then wipe. TMI? When I didn't live in the middle east, we got this fitted onto our toilet at home Part of the habits of being a muslim is keeping everything clean (your body)..Good hygiene was something the prophet preached, including keeping everything trimmed (body hair)..So those guys with the nasty beards dun fucked up.. Last edited by dori; 04-29-2014 at 07:08 AM. |
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