1968: Maybe There’s Laws
 

With Christian Finnegan

Craig Ferguson quits The Late Late Show, Clippers owner Donald Sterling will make over half a billion dollars, Bob Hoskins dies, English children aren't potty-trained, mental and physical disorders in the family, reality TV, Kurt Cobain died hating Courtney Love, the death penalty botched


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I don't see what's so bad about this girl who is with Donald Sterling. She got a racist fired. That's great. We need more girls to go around "setting up" these old, fat, white racists who are in positions of power. I hope she gets some of his money too and I also hope he gets diabetes or something. Okay, so yeah she has an accent but somehow I'm okay with that. There should be laws where anything you do to get rid of racists is just plain okay.

Also Hoskins was great as Mario Mario from the Mario Brothers movie. He will be missed.

Also also for the poll: I understand wanting to watch the guy feel some pain. It's not right, but I mean watching a guy get injected and then basically fall asleep isn't going make me feel like justice was served. If it was my sister or something, I mean.

In general though I don't really want there to be pain, but I mean, if there's a little pain right before a guy dies I'm not going to freak out about it. Unless it's like really fucked up. Like his balls explodes or like his spine shoots up out of his mouth a full 2 feet in the air and then lands right back down into his open mouth and he chokes on it. Definitely if something like that happened I'd be like, woah guys, maybe we need to change our practices or something.

I'm glad you followed your goofiness with "Bob Hoskins was also great as Mario."

I edited more in if you want to take me to task on that too.

We're good.

Last word.

do you honestly think she set out to 'set up an old fat white racist??'

i guess my idea of feminism is wayyyyy off as i was under the impression she was just some skank bitch who fucked old rich white dudes and when it neared the end suddenly grew a concious.

loved keet and christ break this one down. she exposed an old school racist who should be penalized for being so awful but what does it say that she was fucking this bastard. fully knowing his awfulness?

miss uncle tom? is that a thing? i feel like it is now

They had an arrangement. As far as I'm concerned fat white rich dudes with no charm or good looks are trading the only thing they have and attractive young girls with no talent are trading the only thing they have and that trade doesn't make either party particularly bad. I don't really have any feminist argument, I just think it's consensual and mutually beneficial and I don't really blame either of them for it. Live your lives, shallow people.

The part that is a problem for me is that he is a piece of shit racist. She's just shallow like he is (and half of us are), nothing sinister going on there. I don't really like shallow people, but that doesn't make her any kind of villain.

Is that an abo in ur av?

An 80 year old billionaire is racist? I think it would be a bigger story if he wasn't. I find it way more offensive that he's okay with his girlfriend fucking other people. It just makes him seem helpless and figuratively impotent, two things I'm pretty sure you can't be if you are able to amass that much money in life. Also I find it hilariously depressing, that billionaires tease each other about; what their girlfriend is posting on twitter. Over sixty years and billions of dollars later and these guys are still in high school.

Racism > Fucking rich people for their $

I'm with Amravanti.

Did anyone else get a Howard Stern show instead?

Justin

The Hatch hatched a big goose egg and mistakenly put the wrong file into the feed. Oops.

Delete and re-download and all will be well. Sorry for the confusion.

Well I hope that he was severely punished for a simple mistake

These people who only blame the girlfriends and wives of drug-addicted, suicidal male stars' lives are completely delusional. Today I heard way too many people seriously contemplate the note by Kurt Cobain and how it "confirms" their suspicions, as if he was a perfect angel who couldn't have ended his life by himself.

10 minutes of severe pain and death! Uploading a copyright (by someone else) show is illegal, death!

Good episode. I watched Christian's show on Netflix last week and loved it.. highly suggest you check it out if not. I wasn't digging it at first, but was cracking up by the end. Great stuff!

It'd be sweet if there was some sort of calendar for DVD/Netflix releases of guests. Someone recently (Jono?) said they had a special coming out June 15th on Netflix. No goddamn way I'll remember that. I lucked out and randomly remembered Christian's because of the last time he was on (few weeks ago?). Yes I could do my own calendar, but in case KATG wanted to take on MORE work, or the community wanted to create/maintain one, I thought I'd mention it.

I'm surprised everyone thinks the clippers owner is racist. He's clearly just trying to dictate the terms of their relationship.

She's his mistress, that means she's kept, all the money and gifts (cars, house etc.) she could want. Now she's making it public her dalliances with certain superstars who don't provide her with anything but a daily dose of the D. This makes him look like a chump.
To top that off she's gallivanting about with a black guy which, while it may be her personal preference, is also a cultural trope and is typical of cuckolding so now he's not only a chump, he's also impotent.
He's not bothered about what she's doing or who she's doing it with, it's about what others will think of their relationship and him.
What's the exact opposite of old, fat and Jewish? Young, athletic and black. In his mind, and a lot of other people's, it's an extra slap in the face of the sugar daddy. It'd be common courtesy for a kept woman to keep her affairs private and keep the appearance of being 'kept' or else what distinguishes him from any other chump throwing money a hot girls in an attempt to bang them.

My favorite part of the things you write is that I know how proud you are of them.

Well you were also surprised that we thought you were an asshole based on the comments you wrote in the past so that should tell you something.

Are you as racist in real life as you are on the internet, or do you generally keep this to yourself in public?

Also, what's the difference in your mind between a cultural trope and racism?

The nuance.

You may have half a point.

Is there any evidence that little slutto liked white cock?

If big daddy told her to keep the crackers under wraps as well, then get back to us.

I don't think he used "nigger" or any other non-PC words, and we're being racist assuming that a fat rich honkey hates Magic Johnson because he has a magic black johnson.

Of course, him saying that a half mexican, half black girl is pure white does call into question his grip on race and reality in general.

I think Donald Sterling should forfeit his team and get nothing. The ownership should just be transferred.

There's no comparison. I'm not the owner of a multi million dollar basketball team open to public scrutiny.

Go fuck yourself.

public scrutiny is one thing. reqlinqushing of private property is quite another. even racists can own things fair and square.

So you're racist against Jews now?

Now? When was I ever??

The NBA forcing Don Sterling to sell his team for a multi-hundred million dollar pay day is the equivalent of slapping him with a wet newspaper.

If the NBA really wants to make their point, they should take his team off of him, auction it off and reinvest the proceeds into a charitable fund.

the NBA doesn't want to make a point. they want image control.

Yes. Yes they should. Donald Sterling is a prominent public figure who likes to stick his dick into multiple women. If he's going to be that wreckless with his mouth, then fuck him, he deserves to be hung drawn and quartered.

The man has form - having expressed racist views going back to the 1960's! That kind of race hate needs to be called out and trounced no matter where it is expressed. Fuck him - take his team from him and leave him destitute.

You reckon a couple of those cock rings of yours are digging into your hard on there mate?

This is the Australian way.

We have a mindset here called the "tall poppy syndrome".

As soon as you're successful and start to rise above the pack, you're ripe for getting your head cut off by the lazy dole-blugding left-wing scumbag masses.

"Oh he's rich - let's take all his stuff and give it to struggling families with 7 kids".

Ignoring, naturally, the fact that if the irresponsible cunts hadn't had 7 kids, they wouldn't be struggling.

Hang on Scummy - there's the tall poppy syndrome for sure, but then there's calling out virulent racism when it rears its ugly head.

In my dictatorship, this Sterling prick would be lucky to come out with disability benefits.

SHIT!! Denial of disability benefits is unheard of!!!! Even boat people get free ciggies and phone calls!!!!!

I'd hardly call a conversation (illegally recorded) between a man and his puta "virulent racism".

Virulent delusion, perhaps. He doesn't even know that his whore his half black. I hope it's her bottom half, and he's been fucking coon pussy without realising it. Poetic justice.

Maybe if this dickhead had been sponsoring the KKK and oppressing black people you'd have a point. AFIK, nothing like that has come to light.

If you do a little digging, you'll find - as I said earlier - he's got several decades worth of form in that regard.

I prefer to base my opinions on what I hear on podcasts.

I find that research impedes my ability to stick to my principles.

He's harming no-one. Players still play and people still buy/rent his houses. What you're essentially saying is "I'd steal from him". You can say this because enough of you are saying this. You remove personal accountability and can get a faceless entity to do it for you.
Remember the last person to be racist around you? Maybe some guy said 'nigger-rigged' or made a joke about lazy mexicans. Can you honestly say that you can, personally, take his car? Home? Money? No, two wrongs don't make a right.
Lead with a carrot, not a stick. Make them want to overlook their own prejudices and see people as people, the stick will bring naught but resentment. Make him think about what hes doing without commiting a sin yourself, choose not to support his team, choose not to buy his houses. Stop trying to control others and just worry about what you do.

Yes. It was you.

Oh Strawdog...

Like an African American, for example.

it is illegal to "own" another person in this country today. human trafficking is a huge fucking deal and right now, women and girls shipped in from other countries are more in danger than your average American person of color. you're being goofy.

Clearly the timing of my joke was off.

you can't make slavery jokes with a southerner. slavery isn't funny.