197: Mission Accomplished

[Keith]

"Good mornin', everybody. We're drinkin' at Malley's Neighborhood Pub."

[aptmunich]

Uhoh, I hope you haven't been fired...
Mission accomplished - hey baby you killed the cunt?

I'm off to listen...

[spooky]

spooky's take on thug life:

im as white as it gets (come on, with a name like spooky, i gotta be white), and maybe its just because of where im from(Texas), but if you are black and solo, im just not scared. throw me the charles manson headlights, and i smile. all those baggy clothes are just handles i can grab and throw your ass. if you weigh 220 or more and it looks like prison beef, maybe im scared, but even then, im just not that scared. the beefy guys, they usually have nothing to prove, and usually seem the coolest(most mentally stable, opposite of white beefcake guys, who are nuts). unless in a confined space with no out (possibly like a subway car) its pretty easy to hold your own till you can get away. then there are gun worries. statisticly, if you get shot, you wont die, like 8 out of 10 people shot survive, it takes alot of bullets and a lack of a close hospital to kill someone, at least on average. a knife worries me, but more out of getting a disease.

if you have a crew with you, and im solo, i might get worried, because of the "im so alpha male" attitude of lots young black thuggy males that ive encountered, when you get a group, you can bet they will want to show each other up on just how animalistic they can get. the groups full of skinny kids usually worries me most, just because the skinny guys cant depend on themselves for defense, so they always have at least one weapon in the group.

im new to NYC, so these views might change with time. but for now, im still staring at all the different people on the subway, and i have no problem squeezing in next to mister "Im black and so gangster it hurts when i pee"

[Low]

Nice work, but would it have killed you to piss in a drawer?

[teerts]

Hey Keith, since you got that job through a head-hunter,
make sure that you worked for your assigned place and not
the head-hunter. This would mean no unemployment.
There might be something about temp work I think that
they have to offer you a permanent position after 3 months.
But who really wants that?

[m0nty]

Best. KATG. Evar.

[germuhknee]

Any chance that Keet could be prosecuted and/or sued for what he did? Or would the company rather keep the whole thing under wraps to avoid (more) bad PR? Seeing as they are such dicks, I could imagine them going for the jugular rather than letting it slide. The good news is that if they sue Keet they will get ... nothing? Maybe a couple of DVDs and T-shirts.

PS: This green editing window is making me ill. Happy St. Patrick's Day.

[phooey]

holy crap!

sorry he's not in, he is being interviewed by the FBI

[bluealien47]

Oh my god kieth that was just evil, a great kind of evil but evil none the less. im so proud of you. i think im going to cry you are the man

[cptnradical]

Well done Keith. Fuck those assholes and bosses in general.