1974: Going Down Under

[Sparrow]

Originally Posted by Keith

I can still draw the monster head.

please do so.

[bithead]

Earliest memories (in-and-around age 4-5):

1) Being a ring-bearer at my Mom's cousin's wedding. I remember getting dressed-up in a shit-brown suit, and holding the white pillow

2) The flight to Disney in Florida, and being carried up the stairs to our motel room after a long day at the park

3) Playing the role of Little Drummer Boy in a pre-school play

[campy]

Kelly, best guest evah!!!

Love this girl, she's my kinda lady!

Uncut penis is kind of a thing on the show right now or am I crazy? I think that's keith prepping for fatherhood. In montreal circumcision was the norm and 95% and boys were cut who were born from , say, 1995 and previous, But that has changed over the last 20 years so that more like 80% of boys now are uncut. Its frowned on now in my city anyway.

I think women in N.A. , women of a certain age anyway, don't have a lot of experience with ucut so they don't know what to do with it. Practice practice practice ladies!!

[theycallmepyro]

Originally Posted by campy

Practice practice practice ladies!!

And if you snip-happy Yanks need a practise partner, I'm just saying...

[Paraquat]

She was calling it a sock?
I've never heard it, foreskin, referred to as a sock.

I think my earliest memory was when I managed to dress myself for the first time.
I forgot underwear and I put my shirt on backwards but I was so proud I ran into my mom's room and woke her up to tell her.
I must've been 4 or 5.

Also, I'm uncircumcised.

[Sparrow]

i'd like a scientific poll.

[Scumhook]

My first memory is dressing up like a girl and molesting some little kid at a McDonalds playground.

[J. Canines]

Originally Posted by Scumhook

My first memory is dressing up like a girl and molesting some little kid at a McDonalds playground.

Scummy....

...nevermind.

[flerchin]

It's hard to order my memories in a strict timeline from when I was so young, but one of the first ones was sitting in my high chair feeling like I had to poop, and then crapping my diaper. I remember it was uncomfortable and that was when I decided to try not to do that anymore.

It's possible that memory was before my hernia operation at 14 months which I remember quite vividly. To this day I'm still anxious around medical situations, I think it stems back to the way I had no comprehension of what was happening in that hospital.

[thirteen]

You're right, flerchin. It's not easy to remember what order the memories are in. I'd probably have to sit down and write everything out to get back far enough. And my present-day memory is not shite.