1974: Going Down Under

[J. Canines]

If Hillary does not win the election can we then incorporate her horribly terrifying face into an abstinence from sex program?

Her ugly mug is a boner ghost

and my dick is haunted with every campaign ad

[scottperezfox]

Monica Lewinsky needs to stop talking to the newspaper and needs to give Kim Kardashian a call. Somehow, she turned a scandalous encounter — with a much less famous man, presented much more graphically on video —*into a media empire. Not sure why, or how, but she made a fortune out of being very public with her sexploits.

The problem with Monica is that she's attempting to have conventional career. She needs to realise she's now an entrepreneur by default. Her sidebar endeavors seem half-hearted, as if she's really looking for an investment banking position all the while. That ain't gonna happen*— she needs to become a business, man, not a businessman.

[iheartnihilism]

Kelly is fucking awesome.

Unfortunately, my bf is a smoker and drinks red bull every day.
He's also uncircumcised and was tentative to show my his dick the first time. Uncircumcised dicks are fucking great. They force dudes to be cleaner, the dick is more sensitive and it (seems) bigger/fatter (to me at least). Aces.

[Larion]

Kelly is neck and neck with Annie Lederman for my favorite guests on the show however I have one gripe (and I know this is the place for it so shut the fuck up, thanks). I found it cruel and unusual that Kelly switched conversations from loving to give blow jobs to some ex with a manufacture defect urethra; had my penis all sorts of confused. Poor little fella kept switching from hanging heavy to cold pool Outside of that absolutely loved hearing her (I find the accent sexy) on the show again can't wait to hear on MY NAAAAAAAAAME IS KEEEEEEEEEEEEEITH!!!!!!!...best spin-off ever...