198: WKTG
 

"I devote entire days to blowing you. Wednesday. Heard of it much?"

Good show as always, and rest assured that if I ever decide to off myself, I will only consider doing it on Keith and The Girl. HAVE A NICE DAY! :)

Keith, what song do you want at your funeral after your offed on the show?

Whatever's #1 at the time. Whatever it is.

Yo Chemda, I appreciate the shout-out.
 

Hey guys,
I laughed really hard at Keith's hebrew imitation, and I really like this DMX impersonation.
I hope to make it on Wednesday, but that is real tough for me. Might I suggest an afternoon game on the weekend sometime? (i.e. Friday or Saturday) It would be great if I could finish the game without having to watch the sunrise over here.
Good luck to your Steelers tonight against Cinncinati.(what about a prop pool? lets start a thread, quad? I'd be interested)

L'f--kin'chaim f--kos,
deuce

I hope Keith also brings out his other two books this year. I'll instantly buy them all even though i've already read the Great American Novel.

The Libsyn feed has been down since at least about 6 AM EST (8th Jan. 2006).

neither the download link on itunes, nor the one on your site is working. blah.

I still like the idea of an 'audiobook'...I just can't read that much off a computer screen. I'd def, buy the books.

Was that new INXS at the end of the show...or was that old Michael Hutchens INXS? If it was new...they did a really good damn job with the TV thing cause that dude sounds just like mr. "lets jerk it hanging from a belt"

A fella called Scott Sigler has released several of his novels as audio podcasts, 1 chapter per week. The result is that his print versions have earned much more exposure and thereby sales. Its certainly a viable idea and doesn't cost anything, compared to getting a book printed first.

Keith, can you do any character voices or impersonate your father?

Check him out at www.scottsigler.net. His podcast novels are called "Earthcore" and "Ancestor". Its sci-fi/horror, if you're into that sorta thing. Search on iTunes.

Keith wouldn't even need to do voices...just read the thing like he tells the stories on the show...it'd be great

My Space
 

Myspace is not user friendly. It just needs to be more user friendly. Why can it not be user friendly. I just want it to be user friendly.

b-a-n-a-n-a-s!
and i have to argee i laughed my ass off when keith started his dmx! haha

It was cool to hear the new INXS song on your show as in England, it hasn't come out yet.

Hopefully it won't.

Is it me or did it sound like every other song off the "Kick" album? :confused:

not just you, ALL INXS SONGS SOUND THE SAME

Speaking of the parents finding picures of thier kids doing the do on MySpace this young lady got caught out a few weeks ago.

Zoe Kravitz....The 14 year old daughter of Lenny Kravitz and Lisa Bonet had some pictures on her page of her just keeping it lolz.

http://www.filehigh.com/serve/6609/92054.jpg

http://www.filehigh.com/serve/6609/92055.jpg

Nice Genes
Goddamn that girl is cute.

is that a bad thing?

only if you don't like 'em....(fyi, i don't really like 'em)

Is it still? My FeedDemon can't download it.

Holy crap, you can't half tell that girl is Lenny Kravitz's daughter... she pretty damn fine too.

I really need to listen to this episode, i have no idea why her pictures was posted here... although come to think of it, i don't really care. Still a good piece of eye candy.

hey keith 2 things
 

1) don't get discouraged if it takes longer than 1 year to get your book in stores. it takes at least 9 months for distinguished authors to get a book in stores. Barnes and noble won't even order a copy until they have 9 months to do product and audience testing. But definetly get the ball rolling.

2) Where did you get the info on a jetsons movie? IMDB does not have any nfo on it. I did hear about a live action pac man movie though.

(Still currently listening to the show, haven't gotten to the DMX (I perfer Mystikal for my gravelly yelling rap))

Re: Foster Parenting
My wife and I took a foster parenting class which was suggested to us by the social worker who handled our adoption home inspection. Half of foster kids are sexually abused and have been taught by their parents strange things, like the way you show daddy you love him is by putting out (this from a six year old, lets say). These kids are broken mentally. And I don't mean broken like a horse is broken, I mean they're from planet killkillkill. Not all, but be mentally prepared. If you do decide to foster, you'll take the same course as I did, and it'll freak you out, and more than likely you'll choose not to go there.

That said, there is an age where the kids are normal 100% of the time. It's called cradle care, and you'd have the kid from birth until they take him or her away from you. This is very popular with new foster parents, until they have their heart ripped out when the crack mama gets out of prison when your kid is 4, and you have to give her up to some degenerate who'll ruin her life.

You can't pick and choose. And, if NYC is anything like around here (and I assume it's much much worse), the second you say you'll foster, they'll have a kid at your door in about three hours. Then you say, "Uh, what am I supposed to do?" while the kid drinks everything in your liquor cabinet, shits in your freezer, and teaches you that, no, in fact, you don't have enough patience for this.

Adoption is cool though.

She is a really pretty girl. Poor thing blew up her own spot with the pictures though. I knew there were more and my computer was hiding them...

http://www.filehigh.com/serve/6609/92519.jpg

http://www.filehigh.com/serve/6609/92520.jpg

Zoe Kravitz
 

They're so cute when they're young, huh.

at least their smoking the "Non" addictive cigarettes..

Ashlee Simpson Sex Tape
 

Hey keith once u get a hold of this share all i can find are the pics censored though ..... i know i am looking she is cute as hell in my opinion
:)

DMX rap
 

Hi Keith
I am a devoted listener to K&TG from Denmark, Europe. And it's good to hear that, despite the geographical difference, we still bark at the same trees.
When I heard your DMX rap on the past show 'WKTG', I know I met the master - I could never do that, but I'll let my self be inspired. Goddamn that was funny!! :D


You have to record a couple of spoof songs like that. At least the one going to work and the other one for Chemda. I'd pay a buck or to for that.
It's kind of 'hip hop poetry stand up slam'.

Cheers

Thomas J, DK

Not sure what search brought me here but FYI, Billboard #1 is The Box by Roddy Ricch - with 148 million youtube views? What is this world.