1988: The Church

[Enunciated Piffle]

My powerful white guilt combined with hardcore liberal views used to keep me from even reading the " - word" in a Mark Twain book. I couldn't even think that dreaded, (as Sparrow puts it) Voldemort of words.

After years of Opie and Anthony with Patrice O'Neal, (and just years of listening to Pryor, (and any good comedian) those days are long gone.

Oh. And a large hip hop collection hasn't helped either

[Sashi]

I'm part of the competitive fighting game community, where white people are a minority. Everyone says nigga this and nigga that, so I ended up going along with it. I'm Chinese, though, so whatever. I doubt anyone thinks I'm using the word derivatively. That said, Chinese people hella hella racist in general.

Also, did Chemda really not know Russell Peters? That's so weird.

[Keith]

I don't know one Russell Peters joke.

[Thumbnail]

Originally Posted by Keith

I don't know one Russell Peters joke.

Chris was saying he sells out stadiums all over the world. I live in the world and that face means nothing to me. Would love to hear others on this, it's a comedy savvy crowd.
And since we had the soccer analogy, I live in Portugal, home of one of the best soccer players in the world, some would say the best. Did you know that? Probably as well as you know Russell Peters.

[Lanfear]

Originally Posted by Thumbnail

Chris was saying he sells out stadiums all over the world. I live in the world and that face means nothing to me. Would love to hear others on this, it's a comedy savvy crowd.
And since we had the soccer analogy, I live in Portugal, home of one of the best soccer players in the world, some would say the best. Did you know that? Probably as well as you know Russell Peters.

But he's so pretty how can you not know the guy (and now here's to hoping you are talking about the same one I mean because I have no clue about soccer)

[bithead]

Just a heads-up that the .CHURCH domain is "coming soon" according to GoDaddy.

[Thumbnail]

Originally Posted by Lanfear

But he's so pretty how can you not know the guy (and now here's to hoping you are talking about the same one I mean because I have no clue about soccer)

You are correct. Cristiano Ronaldo.

[Lanfear]

[Thumbnail]

Dumb as a box of hair, though.

[Lanfear]

Originally Posted by Thumbnail

Dumb as a box of hair, though.

I am completely fine with objectifying men for their bodies only ...

Also that is a really fun way to say 'dumb as ...' Let's collect some others:

Dumb as 3 meters of country road.
Dumb as sliced toast.