1992: Comedy Outlaws
 

With Mike Brown and Brandon Collins

The Lord works in mysterious ways, Justin Bieber gets baptized, Tracy Morgan/Ardie Fuqua update, George R.R. Martin will kill you, NHL Finals, race in regards to rap, cuckolding, Miss America, an actor from Jurassic Park rapes a girl

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Chemda: "You should hear his ass voice."
Tears in my eyes funny.

And another WOO for having KATG ready first thing Monday in Australia - that's shit is the opposite of whack.

Mike and Brandon going through all the contestants and why we shouldn't vote for them had me laughing so much.

"Don't build dinosaurs."
"I learned that, somehow, a flying dinosaur can't get off an island."
"White people could die."

"This is the saddest day of my life; and I've had an abortion" - Chemda, upon finding out that martial arts are useless in a real fight. :D :D :D


This fucking ep had so many great bits, and Mike & Brandon were fucking great guests. Would love to hear them again & again.


And who knew Myq K was the white Mike Brown???

Loving the new schedule. We already knew Keith is a scientist but now he's an inventor too (of cool new schedules) :cool:

Hip Hop used to be about a message or story, (ALONG with) the ability to rhyme.

Nowadays it just seems like a catchy hook/ chorus repeated over and over. Drake is a perfect example. I like him, but his "Started at the bottom now we here" is just repetitive. Also, saying "Nigga" a thousand times is no different than saying fuck every third word. It's lazy writing.

Hip Hop has been corrupted by producers with a catchy beat. IE: Lil John's "Turn Down For What" What happened to real hip hop like: Tribe Called Quest, Gangstarr, and Mash Out Posse??

C'mon Chemda, the world has known for decades that all that tae kwon do kung fu karate malarkey is only effective in the movies. It's because they're created by Asians and Asians build in ridiculous notions like honour and respect. That's why you need to put your kid into a school which teaches a style developed by the types of mean, nasty, conniving motherfuckers who'll stab you in the back as soon as look at you.

Do they have any krav maga schools in your area?

Teach your kid how to grapple or box if you want your kid to be a badass that nobody fucks with, teach them both.

I've never had a guy ask me to fuck his wife. Just like I've never been hit on buy a gay guy, I'm not gay and it wouldn't go anywhere but I'd still appreciate the compliment. Also what's going on with people and the misconception that black guys get ton's of women? It's like in the last five years I've been hearing the sentiment more and more. And it's always from dudes. Maybe its just an issue of too much porn.

Anyway great guest's. Anytime KATG needs to talk some shit about how they were wronged, they should have Mike and Brandon sit in.

Great show! Keith cracks me up time and time again. When he said, ""I learned that, somehow, a flying dinosaur can't get off an island." I lost it.

And as someone who just got a black belt in Aikido last month, it is definitely not useful for kicking ass. It is more like dancing than fighting. I imagine myself correcting my opponent in a brawl, "No, no, no...you must hit me in a sweeping downswing."

Although the last time I was in NYC I was staying with a friend in City Island and had to take the train from the last stop in the Bronx. I noticed some "scary" looking guy was across from me. I started to consider what would I do if he attacked me. Without thinking I started lining up my body in relation to his. He looked up, saw what I was doing and left the subway car in a panic.