1999: Toke About It

J. Canines · 06-19-2014, 02:55 PM

Part of me was happy Chemda announced MJG has a few stinkers they don't read aloud. It kind of humanized him - in a way. I mean, that dude is pretty consistent with the funny.

His batting average shall forever remain the coveted 99.94 in this fan's mind. MJG is the Donald "The Don" Bradman of KATG live show write-ins. Impressive.

scumbag · 06-19-2014, 06:48 PM

Fallon Fox fought in CFA and KOTC and some other events that I can't recall, but never the UFC

Bucho · 06-19-2014, 08:35 PM

Fallon Fox also hasn't clobbered every "real" female opponent - she got knocked out near the end of last year in CFA. Obviously that doesn't mean a case like hers shouldn't come under the closest of scrutiny, it is an interesting aspect though.

Also, Sean was a very fun guest.

Scumhook · 06-19-2014, 08:44 PM

Great fucking guest, and fucking epic ep!!!!

Impersonations, transcendental and transgender topics. Why is 12 a circle??? FAARK!!!!

Sean seemed to bring out the best in K & C and the vibe of the show was fucking great.

I think it was no coincidence that he's the sort of person who is respectful with time - showing up early to ensure he's not late, which is a fast disappearing trait in today's cunty society.

This ep's a keeper, and fucking have him on again ASAFP!!!

Scumhook · 06-19-2014, 10:19 PM

Ever since I heard Keith impersonating Dawn, I have been unable to function as a man.

I vote for him doing an entire ep in his girly voice. If this is not possible, I'll just listen to the next ep on 2x speed and imagine Keith in a dress (which, sadly, is not unusual).

WittyReference · 06-20-2014, 03:34 AM

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Originally Posted by WSEIII

I believe God created us to be male or female, but when a young kid says they feel like they are supposed to be the other sex it feels more genuine to me.

How many times does religion have to override your actual gut feelings and innate morals before you see the issue?

Carruthers · 06-20-2014, 05:06 AM

Apologies in advance if this has been brought up before, but Mrs Ean Patton (hah!) asked about Keith and this Eastern European thing comes up again. Not saying it's not true, but the publicly available (for some time on the internets) 1880 US Census has a Malley family, from Ireland, living in Somerset PA.

If Keith's dad knows about some Malleys before they turned up in Ireland and scooted from there to the US, then I suppose it's legit for him to be mysterious about it. But otherwise, has the family of Mr Philip Malley, aged 27, wife Catherine, aged 25 - both born in Ireland, and their daughter Mary (3) and son Charles (4) (both born in PA) already been discounted as ancestors (or at least very close relatives) for some reason?

Keith · 06-20-2014, 06:26 AM

My parents are the ones that came to Somerset (from California).

Although maybe the ancestry was in the air when they got off the turnpike looking for a place to park their trailer.

"I'm not saying other Malleys were here, but this just feels so right..."

KzooKid · 06-20-2014, 08:18 AM

I think some people are missing the boat about soccer fans only being fans once every 4 years.

Those of us who watch soccer watch the European leagues and the MLS when the World Cup is not happening.

There are World Cup qualifying matches that happen before the World Cups, but these don't happen very often (perhaps once a month). The national team does play friendly between cups, but you don't hear much about this.

We gather at pubs and sports bars during the cup to watch games with others, just as people do with the NFL and College games. It's a sense of togetherness.

Whether or not you like soccer is irrelevant. If it's not your thing, move on. The talk about the World Cup will be gone in a month or so. Even sooner if USA doesn't make it out of their group. I (We) are not asking you to like soccer, just allow us to like it.

Thumbnail · 06-20-2014, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by KzooKid

Whether or not you like soccer is irrelevant. If it's not your thing, move on. The talk about the World Cup will be gone in a month or so. Even sooner if USA doesn't make it out of their group. I (We) are not asking you to like soccer, just allow us to like it.

Do you think the US will survive after the games with Germany and Portugal? (btw freaking Portugal, not playing for shit!)

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J. Canines Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Montana Posts: 647	Part of me was happy Chemda announced MJG has a few stinkers they don't read aloud. It kind of humanized him - in a way. I mean, that dude is pretty consistent with the funny. His batting average shall forever remain the coveted 99.94 in this fan's mind. MJG is the Donald "The Don" Bradman of KATG live show write-ins. Impressive. Last edited by J. Canines; 06-19-2014 at 09:25 PM. Reason: MJG
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06-19-2014, 06:48 PM	#12 (permalink)
scumbag Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 58	the transgendered fighter never fought in the UFC Fallon Fox fought in CFA and KOTC and some other events that I can't recall, but never the UFC Bucho and theycallmepyro like this.
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06-19-2014, 08:35 PM	#13 (permalink)
Bucho Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Aotearoa Posts: 3,883	Fallon Fox also hasn't clobbered every "real" female opponent - she got knocked out near the end of last year in CFA. Obviously that doesn't mean a case like hers shouldn't come under the closest of scrutiny, it is an interesting aspect though. Also, Sean was a very fun guest. Last edited by Bucho; 06-19-2014 at 08:37 PM.
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06-19-2014, 08:44 PM	#14 (permalink)
Scumhook Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Uranus Posts: 19,798	Great fucking guest, and fucking epic ep!!!! Impersonations, transcendental and transgender topics. Why is 12 a circle??? FAARK!!!! Sean seemed to bring out the best in K & C and the vibe of the show was fucking great. I think it was no coincidence that he's the sort of person who is respectful with time - showing up early to ensure he's not late, which is a fast disappearing trait in today's cunty society. This ep's a keeper, and fucking have him on again ASAFP!!! BlackhatGuy and Tomrl94 like this.
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06-19-2014, 10:19 PM	#15 (permalink)
Scumhook Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Uranus Posts: 19,798	Ever since I heard Keith impersonating Dawn, I have been unable to function as a man. I vote for him doing an entire ep in his girly voice. If this is not possible, I'll just listen to the next ep on 2x speed and imagine Keith in a dress (which, sadly, is not unusual). Sashi likes this.
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06-20-2014, 05:06 AM	#17 (permalink)
Carruthers Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Newcastle upon Tyne, UK Posts: 304	Keith's Origins Apologies in advance if this has been brought up before, but Mrs Ean Patton (hah!) asked about Keith and this Eastern European thing comes up again. Not saying it's not true, but the publicly available (for some time on the internets) 1880 US Census has a Malley family, from Ireland, living in Somerset PA. If Keith's dad knows about some Malleys before they turned up in Ireland and scooted from there to the US, then I suppose it's legit for him to be mysterious about it. But otherwise, has the family of Mr Philip Malley, aged 27, wife Catherine, aged 25 - both born in Ireland, and their daughter Mary (3) and son Charles (4) (both born in PA) already been discounted as ancestors (or at least very close relatives) for some reason? Bucho and flerchin like this. __________________ -- "X bloody X" doesn't really work, does it?
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06-20-2014, 06:26 AM	#18 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,544	My parents are the ones that came to Somerset (from California). Although maybe the ancestry was in the air when they got off the turnpike looking for a place to park their trailer. "I'm not saying other Malleys were here, but this just feels so right..." Bucho and Carruthers like this.
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06-20-2014, 08:18 AM	#19 (permalink)
KzooKid Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Kalamazoo, MI Posts: 120	I think some people are missing the boat about soccer fans only being fans once every 4 years. Those of us who watch soccer watch the European leagues and the MLS when the World Cup is not happening. There are World Cup qualifying matches that happen before the World Cups, but these don't happen very often (perhaps once a month). The national team does play friendly between cups, but you don't hear much about this. We gather at pubs and sports bars during the cup to watch games with others, just as people do with the NFL and College games. It's a sense of togetherness. Whether or not you like soccer is irrelevant. If it's not your thing, move on. The talk about the World Cup will be gone in a month or so. Even sooner if USA doesn't make it out of their group. I (We) are not asking you to like soccer, just allow us to like it. Bucho and Tomrl94 like this. __________________ Goddamn I love me some titties
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