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Old 07-17-2014, 02:24 PM   #21 (permalink)
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But is it ok?
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Old 07-17-2014, 02:41 PM   #22 (permalink)
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is anybody saying that? i think we all agree that it does happen, but it's still not ok.
Huh? Of course it's not... Oh shit, I finally understand Keith's "Ya gotta be fucking with me?"
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Old 07-17-2014, 03:38 PM   #23 (permalink)
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So does this mean I can or cannot touch and grab the girls at Hooters?
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Old 07-17-2014, 05:32 PM   #24 (permalink)
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"And say to the faithful women to lower their gazes, and to guard their private parts, and not to display their beauty except what is apparent of it, and to extend their headcoverings (khimars) to cover their bosoms (jaybs), and not to display their beauty except to their husbands, or their fathers, or their husband's fathers, or their sons, or their husband's sons, or their brothers, or their brothers' sons, or their sisters' sons, or their womenfolk, or what their right hands rule (slaves), or the followers from the men who do not feel sexual desire, or the small children to whom the nakedness of women is not apparent, and not to strike their feet (on the ground) so as to make known what they hide of their adornments. And turn in repentance to Allah together, O you the faithful, in order that you are successful"

— Qur'an, Surah 24 (An-Nur), Verse 31
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Old 07-17-2014, 05:41 PM   #25 (permalink)
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"And say to the faithful women to lower their gazes, and to guard their private parts, and not to display their beauty except what is apparent of it, and to extend their headcoverings (khimars) to cover their bosoms (jaybs), and not to display their beauty except to their husbands, or their fathers, or their husband's fathers, or their sons, or their husband's sons, or their brothers, or their brothers' sons, or their sisters' sons, or their womenfolk, or what their right hands rule (slaves), or the followers from the men who do not feel sexual desire, or the small children to whom the nakedness of women is not apparent, and not to strike their feet (on the ground) so as to make known what they hide of their adornments. And turn in repentance to Allah together, O you the faithful, in order that you are successful"

— Qur'an, Surah 24 (An-Nur), Verse 31
Fuck me.

That's one fucking hell of a 1st post.

Allah Akbah.
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Old 07-17-2014, 06:23 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Officer Danny or someone like him got my police donation because I'm a sucker
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Old 07-17-2014, 06:48 PM   #27 (permalink)
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I hope your guest doesn't get altzheimers and forgets to breathe.

What clothes was that black chick wearing when she got raped?

Everyone deserves their own private space and what they're wearing doesn't give you the right to violate it. On the other hand if a woman is wearing a top that shows her cleavage does she have the right to complain when men gawk at her? People should be aware of what message their clothes are putting out and dress accordingly.
So how much of my cleavage am I allowed to show oh master?
Does it need to be a turtleneck? Is a round shirt collar ok?
Please keep in mind that I have kinda big boobs so you are getting a very good idea that I have them even if they are all covered up.
Is a burka my only option or should I consider a mastectomy to feel safe?
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Old 07-17-2014, 08:01 PM   #28 (permalink)
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So how much of my cleavage am I allowed to show oh master?
As much as you want, you stupid cunt.

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Does it need to be a turtleneck? Is a round shirt collar ok?
If it covers your face, then it's OK.

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Please keep in mind that I have kinda big boobs
OK, I take everything back. You're correct, and I agree with everything you've ever posted, and everything you will ever post.

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Is a burka my only option or should I consider a mastectomy to feel safe?
Lord knows I love to disagree with Wee Willy, however he's not advocating abuse towards women. He only said that if you have your tits hanging out, don't get upset if guys stare at them.

I bet if you did have your tits on show and no dudes (or dudettes) checked them out, you'd feel pretty shit.

All you cunts giving Willy shit need to re-read his sermon.
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Old 07-17-2014, 08:04 PM   #29 (permalink)
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They didn't sign up for getting groped.
We don't know this for a fact.
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Old 07-17-2014, 10:11 PM   #30 (permalink)
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No, dumb bitch (I'm assuming), you're trigger happy too.

Sue. Sue all day and night. But sue knowing this was your plan all along, not cause you're really surprised.

Are you telling me this was these ladies' plan all along?

Don't put your guy hangups on me, smarmy sure-of-yourself entitled cunt (again, guessing).
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