2041: Benefit of the Doubt

dannyhatch · 08-26-2014, 06:46 AM

The President’s vacations; why cops shoot to kill; Suge Knight shot at Chris Brown party; Chemda’s NYC adventures; the Kardashians dishonor Michael Brown; the Last Comic Standing finale; Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon separate; V. Stiviano says Donald Sterling is gay; VH1’s Dating Naked shows actual vagina; stolen morgue penises

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robotparker · 08-26-2014, 08:31 AM

All of you guys that don't think presidents should have vacations: do you know just how little power the president actually has? My challenge to you is to try to guess it off the top of your head with no googling.

Also, this: Five myths about presidential vacations - The Washington Post

invader · 08-26-2014, 09:08 AM

"... known as the penis collector..."

"No! Is he taking off peoples penis' and collecting them?"

"He - is - uh - yes."

"Noooooooo."

Chemda is just plain awesome.

Maria Carey always reminds me of a cross-dresser or a drag queen. It's more like she is doing an impression of a sexy woman based on societal conventions, rather than actually just being herself and you know ... sexy.

Since when does VH1 show uncensored back-shots of assholes and vagina?

It sounded like the guy who was asking for Chemda's phone wanted to be Mr. Smooth, enter his number in her phone then then say something like; "Give me a call anytime, beautiful." Too bad it didn't work out that way, you could have called him on the show and asked what was going through his head and why he thought that was an okay move.

Enunciated Piffle · 08-26-2014, 10:33 AM

"Um, I'm not getting mugged like this..." - Chemda

BWA AHAHAHAHAHAHA HA

POLL: Chemda may have too much empathy, but it helps make up for all the assholes who have none.

bithead · 08-26-2014, 12:24 PM

Chemda, you're a Super Hero on a Citi-bike.

@ Josh Latta - that's your cue.

CsisandDesist · 08-26-2014, 12:55 PM

Chemda, he was passively, aggressively hitting on you. You had your phone and you were trying to get a Citibike. So he was trying to be nice, by holding your phone for you so you could easily get your Citibike and then he was going to hit on you.

Enunciated Piffle · 08-26-2014, 05:21 PM

Suge Knight has been getting shot at for over two decades now.

Do the shooters understand center mass..?

Enunciated Piffle · 08-26-2014, 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by invader

...you could have called him on the show and asked what was going through his head and why he thought that was an okay move.

Nice! This should be a new addition to the show, (or make a collection of calls and create a WMN ep) of dudes trying to pick up on Chemda.

I can hear it now. "Yeah baby girl. So like..." Oh. MJG is writing in. He says this guy sounds awful

Scumhook · 08-26-2014, 06:08 PM

What the hell was cHemmo wearing to attract all this male attention???

John Galt · 08-26-2014, 06:12 PM

The real question here is, now that Little Baby Faggot has an anti-mugging compatriot, who is going to draw that shit for us?

Calling Josh Latta ... Dr Latta to the dance floor ...

View Poll Results: Is Chemda too empathetic?
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08-26-2014, 06:46 AM	#1 (permalink)
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robotparker Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Chattanooga, TN Posts: 511	All of you guys that don't think presidents should have vacations: do you know just how little power the president actually has? My challenge to you is to try to guess it off the top of your head with no googling. Also, this: Five myths about presidential vacations - The Washington Post
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invader Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Bronx, NY Posts: 578	"... known as the penis collector..." "No! Is he taking off peoples penis' and collecting them?" "He - is - uh - yes." "Noooooooo." Chemda is just plain awesome. Maria Carey always reminds me of a cross-dresser or a drag queen. It's more like she is doing an impression of a sexy woman based on societal conventions, rather than actually just being herself and you know ... sexy. Since when does VH1 show uncensored back-shots of assholes and vagina? It sounded like the guy who was asking for Chemda's phone wanted to be Mr. Smooth, enter his number in her phone then then say something like; "Give me a call anytime, beautiful." Too bad it didn't work out that way, you could have called him on the show and asked what was going through his head and why he thought that was an okay move. The Girl, Bucho and Enunciated Piffle like this.
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Enunciated Piffle Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Montana Posts: 4,080	Casual Mugging "Um, I'm not getting mugged like this..." - Chemda BWA AHAHAHAHAHAHA HA POLL: Chemda may have too much empathy, but it helps make up for all the assholes who have none. Last edited by Enunciated Piffle; 08-26-2014 at 11:16 AM. Reason: hem dah
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CsisandDesist Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 223	Chemda, he was passively, aggressively hitting on you. You had your phone and you were trying to get a Citibike. So he was trying to be nice, by holding your phone for you so you could easily get your Citibike and then he was going to hit on you. ImStillToni likes this.
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Enunciated Piffle Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Montana Posts: 4,080	Suge Knight has been getting shot at for over two decades now. Do the shooters understand center mass..? Keith and Tulipaloozi like this. Last edited by Enunciated Piffle; 08-26-2014 at 05:28 PM.
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Scumhook Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Uranus Posts: 19,798	What the hell was cHemmo wearing to attract all this male attention???
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John Galt Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Nude Hampster Posts: 1,971	The real question here is, now that Little Baby Faggot has an anti-mugging compatriot, who is going to draw that shit for us? Calling Josh Latta ... Dr Latta to the dance floor ...
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