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01-19-2006, 08:24 AM | #11 (permalink) |
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fuck homo depot! they markup so much that your $24 that you got from them is nothing. screw those bastards
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01-19-2006, 10:00 AM | #12 (permalink) |
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The Home Re-Po Teef
Chemda kinda sounds real, real black trying to make sure she doesnt caught, or accused of stealing something.
And Im going to throw this one out there again, Keet gets on everybody but himself. What are you Keet? (Czech?) You might be afraid of getting called out. I think in your case, its funny because you dont even know- and you dont know cause your dad wont tell you. Another thing.... I caught a mouse with a glue trap and decided I needed to let it go so he could tell his fellow poop machines the tale of getting stuck belly dow for a weekend covered in piss and shit. I took a metal bar and tried to pry him off. The mouse came off with a trail of glue that would not give. I could hear the legs breaking and snapping. So I put him down and just stomped on him. End trails shot out his butt. Then had a sandwich. |
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01-19-2006, 11:35 AM | #13 (permalink) |
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Spooky will never quit, because Chemda says something about him quiting after (insert room here), and then says she would cry but understand. She must be part Catholic, she knows how to use guilt to keep someone around to work for free.
I love how every new listener bust Keet for the racism. The rest of us are so immune to it we don't even notice it. Thank you every new listener willing to write keet. "I study you, you can not study you" I like how Chemda says Spooky is a grerat story teller and then cut off his story so she can say how bad her ADD is. The fact that you interupted his story shows you have ADD and you didn't have to point it out. Poor Keet, He tries to say what kind of Porn he likes and both Spooky and Chemda Laugh at him. I let Orchard Supply HArdware forget to charge me for a drill. Now that it is broken I can not return it. Oh well. |
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01-19-2006, 11:38 AM | #14 (permalink) | |
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Stealing is stealing. |
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01-19-2006, 11:49 AM | #15 (permalink) |
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The Drink Special...
"I'll have a Heineken for myself and Brumski for the lady."
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01-19-2006, 11:55 AM | #16 (permalink) |
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Here's another word for Spooky: really DID NOT appreciate your Queer Eye comments regarding Neverland Ranch. I think gay people are getting enough ignorant shit from the religious right in America over fuckin' Bareback Mountain right now and are probably not in need of idiot remarks linking homosexuality with paedophilia.
Can't you fuckin' straight people take care of your own problems (54% divorce rate, paedophilia!!)? Quit blaming gay people for everything--every time you do you just BUY INTO THE FEAR. There, I said my piece. |
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