2057: Crazy, Stupid, Love

[dannyhatch]

Originally Posted by invader

Wow, Danny lost a bunch of weight seemingly out of nowhere. What changes did you make to have it happen so quickly?

I've been eating less garbage at night/in general and working out more (although not a lot more). Drinking less soda, too. Oh, also the AIDS is a big help.

[diluted]

Originally Posted by dannyhatch

I've been eating less garbage at night/in general and working out more (although not a lot more). Drinking less soda, too. Oh, also the AIDS is a big help.

Don't lose too much Danny... Men With Bigger Bellies Make Better Lovers, Study Says

[flerchin]

It really is hard to make friends as an adult outside of work. So difficult that I've never done it. Keep your head up Keith.

[Lanfear]

I feel the need to go shopping for Keith ...

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[iheartnihilism]

I couldn't vote on this poll. For the first time ever I liked something Danny did. But I've done what Chemda does too. Here's the thing. People don't give a shit and they will bump into you/not bother to move and my thought is always "fuck you. I'm not moving either."
It's common fucking knowledge that you walk on your right, just like in fucking school. So if I'm on the right and you're walking towards me you should be on my left. If you're not, fuck you, I will bump into you, and depending on the attitude on your face, bump you hard. I will also knock into you hard if your face is buried in your stupid fucking phone. Wake the fuck up, asshole.
(For the record, when I do something on my phone, I stop walking and don't continue until my head is back up looking at the world around me.)

Chemda's road rage, which I remember from many, many episodes, is worse than both these things though. One of the myriad of reasons why I don't drive is that I'd probably go nuts too.

I only have 3 words for anyone who actually put their phone in a microwave: Bless your heart.

[The Girl]

Originally Posted by Lanfear

I feel the need to go shopping for Keith ...



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Whoa! I want one!

[Lanfear]

Originally Posted by The Girl

Whoa! I want one!

If you PM me your (and Lauren's if you feel like going out in partner look) t-shirt size I'd love to send you a super early birthday gift to the PO box :-)