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View Poll Results: PENIS-HAVERS ONLY: Would you cut off your penis and ram it up your ass to cure AIDS? | |||
Yes | 7 | 15.56% | |
No | 30 | 66.67% | |
I don't have a penis or an asshole | 8 | 17.78% | |
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10-07-2014, 03:41 AM | #1 (permalink) |
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2063: Everything Tuesday
With Danny Hatch - Cuddlr; Marriot blocks your Wi-Fi; Pittsburgh Steelers update; Nick Hogan nudes leaked; Lindsay Lohan drunkenly fights again; Charlie Sheen attacks his dentist with a knife; Randy Quaid still believes the celebrity Illuminati is out to kill him; Lena Dunham wasn’t paying her book tour openers; sleeping with celebrities; using a potato as a contraceptive; Pig Vomit dies
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I didn't care about Nick Hogan's leaked pics till Keith mention there were booty shots of his mom in a thong. First off, WHAT!? Secondly I wouldn't mind giving those specific pics a look. Guess I'm a horrible person? #sexism.
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10-07-2014, 04:09 PM | #5 (permalink) |
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I voted no because in order to get AIDS I'd have to do someone or get a blood transfusion. I'm a healthy virgin!
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I like to think any time Keith says "Subway Eat Fresh" it's a callback/ homage to Christi Chiello.
The Subway near my house is advertising six inch subs for $3.50. How fresh can they be?! Define McDonalds |
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10-08-2014, 07:20 AM | #7 (permalink) |
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Keith pronounced the name of the despicable hotel chain correctly. "Marry-it"
That's how I've always heard it, and that's what they say in their commercials. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcz5EbiWLlc This is reminiscent of the NYC pronunciation of Mario (as in Bros.) as "Marry-o," but in the opposite direction. |
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Normal humans who speak English pronounce it "Marriot", as is MARR-EE-OTT. And fuck that chain. Stay at Starwoods. Westin Heavenly Beds and Heavenly Showers fucking rule. |
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Not an original story...
There was this man and wife, decided to celebrate their golden wedding anniversary by buying some Viagra and getting it on.
Unfortunately during sex, the man had a massive heart attack and died ... still with his hard-on. A few days later as they were preparing for the funeral, the undertaker told the wife, that as her husband still had his boner, there would be a problem having an open coffin, and he suggested to go for a coffin lid that was open at the top, but closed waist-down. But there was still a problem ... his boner was in the way of the lid. The only solution was to cut off his boner and stuff it up his arse The funeral was beautiful with lovely stories of their 50 years of bliss, but then it came for the time for the widow to say "goodbye". She walked up to the open coffin and leaned over her husband's body. Then she noticed a small tear ... rolling down her beloved husband's cheek. She leaned forward and gently whispered in his ear .... "see... it fuckin hurts doesn't it" !!! |
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