2082: Keith Malley for President
 

With Jono Zalay – Suge Knight and Katt Williams arrested for robbery; Michael Bloomberg spends $12,000 on negative domain names; voting time; Stephen Collins will not be punished for child molestation; Indian man tortures and kills his daughter’s rapist; how to win running for office; killing a woman because she didn’t match her online profile; Today In Gay News; Hollaback’s catcalling video and Michael Che’s comments; Stevie Wonder has 11 children

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Jono Zalay
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I was going to vote "yes" on this poll, but then I remembered I'm dealing with the wishmaster, so I'd better listen to the ep before voting.

Either way, I'll probably end up getting AIDS and having to fuck myself with my own dick, but I figure at this point I've got nothing to lose.


EDIT: Listened, and voted Yes. I also littered on the way home, so I await my execution.

Did not vote for exactly the same reasons Keith said. What I have to spend time for this ridiculousness? Thumbs down.

City council? Absolutely. Mayor? Sure. Governor? Why not.

President? No.

As someone who doesn't enjoy ketchup, a little mayo on fries is fucking awesome. POTUS KEITH!

Someone with animating skills should animate a KaTG TV of Keith for president.

Didn't vote. Only mayo for french fires. Deport me. Please.

Michael Che's remark and response to people's outrage about it reminds me of those people who say stupid/ignorant shit who use the "freedom of speech" argument to defend themselves when people get mad. Yes we have freedom of speech in America but freedom of speech doesn't mean freedom from consequences. When you say something ignorant and hurtful people have the right to call you out on that.

How could the USA be the greatest country in the world if in integral democratic process is so full of shit?

I mainly vote in city elections (mayoral races and neighbourhoods/councillors), because it's easy to tell when things get done. Just in the past few years, I've seen improvements in: expansions of pedestrian, cycling and transit networks, improved roads, new transportation systems, traffic calming, community crime prevention, safety and beautification, creation of new public spaces, growing green spaces, protection of water and sewer infrastructure, etc.

Keith, you may have more of a point when it comes to larger, nation-wide elections. But you're wrong about elections closer to home. And the election system in Canada isn't the best by any means. It needs a lot of improvement. But at least with some of the elections, you can go outside and see the changes being made each year. I know, I know. Sometimes it's nice to stay inside and blame everyone else.

Fries with ketchup AND mayo is gold. Fries with JUST mayo = disgusting.