2082: Keith Malley for President

daemon · 11-05-2014, 02:11 PM

I died laughing at the pussy riot mask joke. Hilarious!

Eric M · 11-05-2014, 06:06 PM

I had a whole comment written out about this cat calling video before realizing I'm wrong to talk shit about it. I think it's silly and will do nothing to contribute to change. But its equally silly to talk down about a project someone believes in and doesn't affect me. If someone wants to waste 10 hours of walking plus editing time, I guess it's not my business. So its only a minimal dig at it.
Keith could only serve one term as president because he'd encourage all his supporters not to vote for him in the second one. But I'm in! Malley 2016

Enunciated Piffle · 11-06-2014, 04:48 AM

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Originally Posted by thirteen

Keith, you may have more of a point when it comes to larger, nation-wide elections. But you're wrong about elections closer to home.

It's nice to see comedy still exists on a comedy forum. Cheers

thirteen · 11-06-2014, 08:52 AM

No problem. Keep living where you are.

BrianAlt · 11-06-2014, 03:48 PM

As one that spends a majority of my waking hours in NYC, I've seen cat-calling plenty of times.

Practically daily.

starscream · 11-06-2014, 03:51 PM

I was on the Metro in DC and an old guy was making gross things happen with his tongue to the girl seated across from him, she was annoyed and trying to avoid looking at him so I positioned myself between them blocking their views.

And then she moved so he could continue.

Scumhook · 11-06-2014, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by starscream

I was on the Metro in DC and an old guy was making gross things happen with his tongue to the girl seated across from him, she was annoyed and trying to avoid looking at him so I positioned myself between them blocking their views.

And then she moved so he could continue.

I guess having your groin at her eye level was more disturbing that the old guy's tongue.

starscream · 11-06-2014, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Scumhook

I guess having your groin at her eye level was more disturbing that the old guy's tongue.

It was my ass, but yeah, I don't blame her either way.

Scumhook · 11-06-2014, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by starscream

It was my ass, but yeah, I don't blame her either way.

So, under the guise of "protecting the girl", you thrust your groin towards the face of an elderly pervert...

Interesting...

Lie down on this couch and tell me where the naughty man touched you.

starscream · 11-06-2014, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Scumhook

So, under the guise of "protecting the girl", you thrust your groin towards the face of an elderly pervert...

Interesting...

Lie down on this couch and tell me where the naughty man touched you.

Why can't I just stand right here in front of your chair?

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11-05-2014, 02:11 PM	#11 (permalink)
daemon Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 290	I died laughing at the pussy riot mask joke. Hilarious! Scumhook likes this.
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Eric M Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: Ft. Lauderdale, FL Posts: 448	I had a whole comment written out about this cat calling video before realizing I'm wrong to talk shit about it. I think it's silly and will do nothing to contribute to change. But its equally silly to talk down about a project someone believes in and doesn't affect me. If someone wants to waste 10 hours of walking plus editing time, I guess it's not my business. So its only a minimal dig at it. Keith could only serve one term as president because he'd encourage all his supporters not to vote for him in the second one. But I'm in! Malley 2016 __________________
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thirteen Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 1,098	No problem. Keep living where you are.
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BrianAlt Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Northern NJ Posts: 4,690	2082: Keith Malley for President As one that spends a majority of my waking hours in NYC, I've seen cat-calling plenty of times. Practically daily. Last edited by BrianAlt; 11-06-2014 at 03:53 PM.
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starscream Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,025	I was on the Metro in DC and an old guy was making gross things happen with his tongue to the girl seated across from him, she was annoyed and trying to avoid looking at him so I positioned myself between them blocking their views. And then she moved so he could continue.
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