2096: The Whole Nine Yards

[Scumhook]

Is it too soon for Gracie to be on MNIK?

I bet the booze would interact really well with whatever meds she's on.

I also volunteer to babysit mini-gracie.

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I too had zero expectations about Tate, just thought "wow, this one is famous famous!" but he turned out ot be a really great guest. Good job, Heller!

The balance between Keith ("WHO IS BEST IN BED?") and Chemda ("Your brother is an amazing human being") all came to an hilarious conclusion of Chemda just having a full blown nerdgasm when she realized he dated Lauren Graham. That shit had me laughing so hard.

[Lanfear]

Originally Posted by NazT N8

Speaking of Cafe Patron, a Baby Guinness shot is awesome!

2 parts Cafe Patron
1 part Bailey's Irish cream

Oh yes Baby Guinness is the shot of choice when I go out with my friends.

I know it with Kahlua but Tate really made the Cafe Patron sound very tempting, I'm gonna have to check whether they sell that here

[graceless]

Originally Posted by Scumhook

Is it too soon for Gracie to be on MNIK?

I bet the booze would interact really well with whatever meds she's on.

I also volunteer to babysit mini-gracie.

Yikes! That would be terribly depressing or wildly amusing... or I would just pass the fuck out immediately. Either way, I doubt I would remember.

[Enunciated Piffle]

Originally Posted by Scumhook

I also volunteer to babysit mini-gracie.

I'm just trying to envision a Scummy Daycare review on Yelp.

I imagine more expletives and links to ongoing lawsuits than found in your usual toddler daycares...

[Scumhook]

Originally Posted by graceless

Yikes! That would be terribly depressing or wildly amusing... or I would just pass the fuck out immediately. Either way, I doubt I would remember.

As long as you stay awake, it sounds like a recipe for a fucking great show. Maybe do vodkas & red bulls to ensure we get graced with your A-game.

And if you can't remember it afterwards, just hock a few of your meds for $15 and grab a month of VIP

[Scumhook]

Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle

I'm just trying to envision a Scummy Daycare review on Yelp.

I imagine more expletives and links to ongoing lawsuits than found in your usual toddler daycares...

I fucking hate kids. My day care would liberally deploy duct tape.

[graceless]

Originally Posted by Scumhook

I fucking hate kids. My day care would liberally deploy duct tape.

Snap! I will probably be finding another sitter then. Haha

[Scumhook]

Originally Posted by graceless

Snap! I will probably be finding another sitter then. Haha

You're clearly unstable and unfit to make decisions at the moment.

Trust me. I have your and your child's best interests at heart.

I am a registered pediatric gynacologist (see, it says so right here on my vista print business card), so if any issues arise while mini-gracie is under our care, you can rest assured that she will be scarred for life well taken care of. Also, I would prefer you didn't ask exactly where I'm registered...

[spkheller]

Originally Posted by Dean from Australia

No one mentioned "Space Camp" - Boo!

When I met him the first thing I said was "I LOVED YOU IN SPACE CAMP!" I hope he knows what an important movie that was.