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01-27-2006, 09:21 PM | #21 (permalink) |
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Keith doesn't need to feel so bad about hitting his head. I'm a builder and if the site is at the framing stage and there's temporary angle braces everywhere I hit my head at least once a week if I'm wearing a baseball cap (the peak blocks the view enough that I don't see them if my mind's on something else). Even the pros get it wrong sometimes dude. Then again, I am a clumsy SOB so you don't wanna compare to me anyway.
Is it bad that Patrice's comment about Tyra filling the Rikki Lake hole made me want to find somewhere private for a couple of minutes? |
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01-27-2006, 11:58 PM | #23 (permalink) |
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I have had horrible horrible roommates.
The son-of-a-truckdriver, the teen alcoholic, Brody, and that John who played "Me So Horny" really loud in the morning. Ggahafh. Bad times, bad times. |
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01-28-2006, 07:37 AM | #24 (permalink) |
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roomates
I only had one roomate in my life.. during college.. they had bags of pot, drank my beer and sat in my bean bag chair watching MTV in my living room all night long... I kicked his ass out.. and on the day he was moving he walked me around to the electrical meter.. it was busted and a piece of glass was stuck in that little wheel that spins around. He said.."you may want to know about this, it's a felony" Nice..
Now, I only have to deal with houseguests.. here is what bugs me... when a housegues messes with the thermostat on the heater/AC... damn, that is mine. Recently I got very upset because a guest that was staying for awhile turned up the heat because he said.. "I was freezing" (he is a relative) and I said.. "if you're freezing, maybe you should consider wearing something other than shorts and a tshirt.. and get a blanket.. dont mess with my freakin thermostat!!!" |
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01-28-2006, 09:34 AM | #25 (permalink) |
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I've had a couple roomates in my life but women are the worst. There is nothing like making friends with their lame ass boyfriends who would drink my beer after banging one out on her. And they are always eyeing you up to see if your fucking their girl while their gone. And women are slobs, never picked up her shit and would always complain that the place was dirty.
I am so glad I divorced her. |
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01-29-2006, 07:24 AM | #27 (permalink) | |
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I like the guests, Patrice is funny, but.. sometimes it's like.. ok, I got a laugh with that, so let me say it 2 more times... like 'stupid white people' it was funny once or twice.. butyou know... too much of a good thing... Patrice is cool, all the guests are fun, even if they suck.. because Keith and Chemda are real and honest.. you can tell when they don't like the guest either.. |
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01-29-2006, 03:50 PM | #28 (permalink) | |
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But I don't think she cares because she's having a blast anyway and so are K & C whenever she's there. She's not playing comedienne, she's not pretending she's a professional wiseass and she's not covering up for insecurites. Patrice isn't fake. She's just being Patrice, and that's a lot of fun. Last edited by Bucho; 01-29-2006 at 03:55 PM. |
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01-29-2006, 04:59 PM | #30 (permalink) |
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yeah, Patrice is great. i like when someone says, did you hear about so and so? and i reply, yeah, like last week, and ya know, blahbity blah blah(gory details). makes me feel like im plugged into entertainment news without having to actually have a subscription to variety, star, and the enquirer. also, she has a pretty voice, and i love her impressions of her mom.
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