2101: Eye Roll

[dannyhatch]

Patton Oswalt calls out Bill Cosby, celebrity Cosby defenders, more accusers; Kim Jong-un bans foreign cigarettes and anyone having his name; the benefits of circumcision; professional eye-rolling; KATG.com/KICK; Lil Wayne’s daughter’s 16th birthday; Keith’s aunt; fecal matter in IVs; teacher feeds students semen; The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1 and Horrible Bosses 2

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[WSEIII]

Is Lauren's ghost penis circumcised?

Woman trying to kill husband-maybe she used feces because he smells like it anyway. I'm wondering if she played the caring spouse game while she waited for it to take effect or if she went and grabbed a coffee. Too bad CHRISTmas is not on the weekend.

[invader]

Fuck all banks, I hate them. I'm already pissed at customer service but banks are the worst because they have your money. It's one thing when you go into a retail store wanting to give them money and get attitude (which is frustrating enough). In a bank, it's my goddamn money! I tried to get along without a bank account for a few years, but its so difficult. Also don't fool yourself credit unions are just as bad. Same shit customer service, except you have to actually go to a physical location to actually do simple things that in most other banks you can do online. Fuck banks.

The uncircumcised discussion is simple, whether you have foreskin or not just clean your dick. No one is kicking you out of bed once you are at the point of taking your dick out, unless you have open weeping sores.

[WSEIII]

Originally Posted by invader

The uncircumcised discussion is simple, whether you have foreskin or not just clean your dick. No one is kicking you out of bed once you are at the point of taking your dick out, unless you have open weeping sores.

Open weeping sores = When dicks cry. Too good to pass up

[aljoho]

As a mostly straight British male (uncircumcised) who just worked in the US for a year, the argument that it looks better is almost entirely based on cultural norms (& heavily influenced by - mostly American - porn). It just isn't the same in Europe.

I dated several people in the US who had never been with an uncut guy, and several who had. It was never an issue.

And as far as cleanliness goes - if you're not enough of an adult to know how to clean yourself properly, that's a wider issue and you don't deserve to get your dick sucked anyway...

A lot of the links to diseases are quite tentative (Penile Cancer is incredibly rare anyway, for example...)

[GreeningOA]

These stretch goals for the marathon are great. They said we will get free downloads from the store and Keith's reading of the bible at ANY level. That is great because I only donated $1and I won't even get any gratitude but now I could really get a lot out of this ... Everyone give lots of money.

[Tulipaloozi]

The gubment is garnishing my wages, but that shit didn't stop me from becoming a backer. It also didn't stop me from upping my donation a few days later just to see the Kickstarter inch closer to the set goal.
I may have to go potless for a week or two, but it's well worth it to gain the everlasting love and adoration from my favorite podcasters.

[GreeningOA]

Originally Posted by Tulipaloozi

I may have to go potless for a week or two, but it's well worth it to gain the everlasting love and adoration from my favorite podcasters.

I read this quickly as "I may have to go topless ..." I was confused and then thought for a moment after realised my mistake. As much as Chemda as a Jew loves money I could not imagine she would want anyone to go potless for a week or two.

[Tulipaloozi]

Originally Posted by GreeningOA

I read this quickly as "I may have to go topless ..." I was confused and then thought for a moment after realised my mistake. As much as Chemda as a Jew loves money I could not imagine she would want anyone to go potless for a week or two.

Nothing would stop me from going topless. Potless, though? Fuck, I'm going to be a lost and scared hippie. AND, with my luck, I'll probably end up getting cancer.

[Shanateemanatee]

My 5 year old is intact (not circumcised). I don't regret for a second. He is an intelligent child with a great ability to learn. He can clean his penis (which is actually self cleaning if the foreskin is present, just like a vagina is self-cleaning). He can wear condoms.
There are so many, many problems with circumcision. It is an open wound that sits in a diaper with shit and piss. It is a major surgical procedure done on an infant that isn't properly anesthetized and cannot ask for pain killers to manage their pain after. Babies do die from bleeding out, from infection, and if there is a undetected heart problem (not as uncommon as you would hope) babies can die from heart attacks from the pain and trauma.
If my child wants to be circumcised as an adult I will be happy that he will be put all the way under and can take pain killers after. This is much better than strapping him to a board while I nurse tries to drown out his screams with a sugar water pacifier.

Also, when he was telling me for a few years that he wanted to be a girl when he grows up I discovered that his foreskin increases the surgical options he would have.

He recently said he is going to be a boy forever, which is why I am using male pronouns instead of neutral ones. Just to clarify.