2110: The Interview

[Cretaceous Bob]

If a country as shitty as North Korea can bully America, we're fucked.

[Keith]

I just need you to say that civilians (as opposed to the military) dying over this is worth it.

[Skyler]

Holy shit. Tim Dillon is hilarious. The feelings are reminiscent to the first few times I heard Jesse Joyce on the show, immediately knowing he is a top 5 guest. Please have him on more. Hell, give him his own show on the network!

[flerchin]

First off, no one would or will die in a theater on Xmas day. The FBI said the threat wasn't credible. Secondly, to your question of "would it be worth it if a theater was shot up" the answer would still be yes; 100 people die on the road everyday, and I still go driving for pleasure.

The cowardly theater chains and Sony have written the playbook for how any group can get a movie cancelled. We can't have that.

[Sparrow]

Originally Posted by Keith

I just need you to say that civilians (as opposed to the military) dying over this is worth it.

i refuse to live in fear. if we don't feel safe enough to go to a movie, were our sacrifices in the name of security worth it?

[Keith]

Originally Posted by Lord of the Cock Rings

Yes. It's North Korea, not Al Queda. They don't have N Korean sleeper cells waiting to spring into terrorist action.

That's not a Yes to my question.

You're saying Yes because they can't shoot up a theater.

I'm asking: assuming that they can, and WILL, shoot up a theater and murder innocent civilians, are the deaths worth it?

You know exactly what I'm asking.

[Bucho]

Originally Posted by Keith

That's not a Yes to my question.

You're saying Yes because they can't shoot up a theater.

I'm asking: assuming that they can, and WILL, shoot up a theater and murder innocent civilians, are the deaths worth it?

You know exactly what I'm asking.

If instead of "North Korea"* it was robots threatening to shoot up a theater, assuming they can and WILL, would you bend over for them this easily?

Yes or HUAR?


* It's not North Korea, it's disgruntled former Sony employees and their 4Chan buddies.

[Keith]

If the robots were threatening the humans at a specific place and time, I would tell the civilians to stay away from that place while us soldiers get to the bottom of what's going on.

What thoughtful thing is it to go, "You know what, regular people that we, the HUARmy, are protecting; just go to the death place and we'll hope for the best."

Of course not.

"Don't go to the death place for now. We'll figure it out."

[Enunciated Piffle]

North Korea should have been dealt with long ago. I don't think most people know just how much they hate America.

The Korean War was 1950-1953. They've resented America ever since. They raise their citizens to hate America on a level that rivals Muslim terrorists.

They literally blame America for all their problems. Watch a documentary. It's scary there.

[Bucho]

Originally Posted by Keith

If the robots were threatening the humans at a specific place and time, I would tell the civilians to stay away from that place while us soldiers get to the bottom of what's going on.

What thoughtful thing is it to go, "You know what, regular people that we, the HUARmy, are protecting; just go to the death place and we'll hope for the best."

Of course not.

"Don't go to the death place for now. We'll figure it out."

It was a trick, you have AIDS and the only way to cure it was at the death place.