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01-13-2015, 11:00 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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2118: Paul Is Avail
With Paul Hooper – Tinder, OK Cupid, kisses, and massages; how to get the most from your movie pass; trouble on the subway; arresting children; man tapes 94 iPhones to his body to smuggle; Charlie Hebdo’s new magazine cover; ISIS hacks U.S. military accounts
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01-14-2015, 03:28 AM | #2 (permalink) |
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So with the free movie ticket, why not hide it in a secret location (such as a pot plant etc) in the foyer and text your buddy where he can find it.
Then later on your buddy looks in the secret spot and retrieves the ticket. They get to enjoy a free movie, while you enjoy minimal inconvenience not having to wait around, as well as their everlasting gratitude. If no buddies want to see a movie that day, leave it in a spot where someone might find it. This makes almost no difference between leaving it out vs throwing it in the garbage, and you now have the chance to make a stranger's day. |
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I should text a few people, tell them first come first serve, free ticket in the potted plant...
Or I could call or text someone, give them 5 or 10 minutes to respond for them to see a specific movie that I decided on, then if I don't hear from them in 5 or 10 minutes I can try another friend... If no friend then responds to me after all of this, I can then leave the ticket out for someone to find, who would then feel they're using a ticket not meant for them at all and that they're actually stealing. Last edited by Keith; 01-14-2015 at 03:41 AM. |
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01-14-2015, 06:07 AM | #5 (permalink) |
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Invent a time machine, jump forward in time, grab the free ticket, jump back in time and txt all your mates for the lucky winner to use next month.
ffs. fucking classic ep. I almost pissed myself when, after 20 mins of discussion, Paul finally grasped the concept of getting a free ticket that wasn't going to be used. Also, I must confess to a slight state of awe at a uniformly coloured penis. |
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01-14-2015, 09:55 AM | #7 (permalink) |
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I heart Paul Hooper, but more importantly I heart KATG.
Other podcasts might just talk about the cock. Only KATG posts the genitalia of their guests. This way the listener isn't tortured through the interview wondering. A+ all around. In fact, I'd go so far as to say Paul's penis is Katguh worthy Last edited by Enunciated Piffle; 01-14-2015 at 10:15 AM. |
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