212: Mating Rituals

[Josh]

you guys are jerks. All I did to her was give the ol Houdini. After spitting on her back I went in her eyes and said "Taa-daaaa!"

None of this stompin on the foot jazz

[slugymay]

She laughed when I did it to her... She thought the parrot was a nice gift the next day

Fuckin bird wouldn't shut up when I was there.

[drunkenrobot]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warfarin

It's this crazy poison. They LOVE to eat it, then... Like Nitro Glicerin ( that you give old fat heart attacky guys ) it thins out their blood extra quick... So they run outside, looking for water... Then their blood system pretty much explodes, and they die.... Outside... All the work is done for you!

I've used it lots... Kills em good!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rodenticide

... Home depot has it....

[MichaelG]

Originally Posted by drunkenrobot

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warfarin

It's this crazy poison. They LOVE to eat it, then... Like Nitro Glicerin ( that you give old fat heart attacky guys ) it thins out their blood extra quick... So they run outside, looking for water... Then their blood system pretty much explodes, and they die.... Outside... All the work is done for you!

I've used it lots... Kills em good!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rodenticide

... Home depot has it....

Outside would be my backyard, where my Dog, my cat and my Son play. No thanks.

[Spelman]

Originally Posted by spooky

wow, i know how to spell, too, and i borked it twice in one post, thank you, sir, i will try not to let that happen again. (i hate how much people butcher spelling and language in forums and chat, punctuation is okay to butcher, though)

also, everyone should be familiar with differences between, and know correct use of:

to and too and two and 2
there, theyre and their
know and no, and surprisingly, now
your and youre and ur
for and 4
stop using basically
figure out what to call generic soda/coke/pop
figure out what to call a remote control/ficker/flipper/clicker/remote
stop calling real estate brokers realtors
stop calling coin op laundrys laundrymats
stop calling copies xeroxs

Or...Spooky's post done in proper hacker dialect...

wow, i know how to spEll, to0, and i broked 1t wtice in one p0st, tnk u, sir, i 2Ill try onT to elt that happen aga1n,,, (iahte how much d00dz butchhar sp3llIng and language in fprums and ch4t,p unctuAtion is okaYt oi buthceR, though) also, evartyone should be famil1ra with diff4rencEs b3rtwe3n, and know correct uSe of::
ot and to and two 4n d2
ther,e tehyre and teh1r know and on, and ssurprisinmgly, Now your and youree and ur for and 4
satop usingg basically figure out what to call generic soda/coke/p0po
figuRe out what toc a7l a re/\/\0te coNtrol/f1X0r/flipper/cliX0r/remot3
stop calling real esate brok3rz realtors
stopp Calilng coin op laundrYs Laundrymats
stoP c47lnig coPewis xeroxs

[Goatboy]

Whatever amount of time you spent on that... It was too much.

[cubbybear]

I totally agree with the comic at the end of the show. A woman without an ass might as well be male.

[DanClass]

Originally Posted by drunkenrobot

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warfarin

It's this crazy poison. They LOVE to eat it, then... Like Nitro Glicerin ( that you give old fat heart attacky guys ) it thins out their blood extra quick... So they run outside, looking for water... Then their blood system pretty much explodes, and they die.... Outside... All the work is done for you!

I've used it lots... Kills em good!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rodenticide

... Home depot has it....

warfarin is a blood thinner; nitro is not

we give humans warfarin all the time to treat or prevent clots (brand name coumadin)

it don't make nothin explode; when your blood is thin enough, it starts to ooze out between capilaries in the kidneys and eyes and rectum ; they run for water because the blood volume starts to drop as you ooze which makes you thirsty

people with end stage liver disease (cirrhosis) will die of similiar mechanism as the liver quits making the clotting proteins which warfarin blocks

warfarin actually blocks some enzyme related to vitamin K (think it's vitamin K epoxyreductase or something like that) and the vitamin K is needed to synthesize those clotting proteins

not that any of this matters

do any of you guys know if these electric traps work? the rat zappers and what not?

[DanClass]

dudes

go here and join a class action lawsuit against AOL

Chemda has documented on the podcast the number of hours and mental stress of the dealings with AOL

you may get some publicity for joining the suit

http://consumeraffairs.com/php/a_report.php

the story http://consumeraffairs.com/news03/aol_doublebill.html