2121: You've Been Served

dannyhatch · 01-19-2015, 05:55 PM

With Jackie Kashian – Booking the 57-Hour Marathon; stand-up comedy in Hong Kong; ShipYourEnemiesGlitter.com; how to end bed bugs; Selfiegate; AFC and NFC championship games; Keith vs. Xbox support; 17-year-old fake doctor; 5-year-old receives invoice for skipping out on a party; smoking weed in LA vs. NYC

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WSEIII · 01-19-2015, 07:45 PM

With the exception of a medical emergency, no one with a needle is coming near my balls.

Mattman · 01-19-2015, 07:51 PM

Jackie is dead right about Hong Kong and Macau. I lived there for over 13 years, on and off since 1983. I was even there on the day when Britain had to hand it back to China in 1997, ending 150 years of British rule.

Prior to 1997 many local schools taught English as a 2nd language, meaning that other classes would also be conducted in English, but now English is taught as a foreign language, in favour of Mandarin Chinese. So the quality of English generally has fallen.

It's still a great place to live, and it's really good that people like Jackie visit to give the expats some REAL live entertainment. I hope she comes to Vietnam next - I will be first in line for a ticket.

Scumhook · 01-19-2015, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by WSEIII

With the exception of a medical emergency, no one with a needle is coming near my balls.

From what I've seen, people (with or without needles) going near your balls isn't going to be a huge problem for you.

Enunciated Piffle · 01-19-2015, 11:01 PM

Jackie Kashian in a HUAR shirt. Pretty f-ing neat. Glad she came back on.

Scumhook · 01-19-2015, 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle

Jackie Kashian in a HUAR shirt. Pretty f-ing neat. Glad she came back on.

She's somewhat unique guest.

Much like cHemmo's child situation...

iheartnihilism · 01-20-2015, 12:23 PM

My tweet was "$10 pats win". I thought I was clear, I was saying $10 says the pats win. Why would I say that and mean "ill give you $10 if the pats win"? Why would I think you wanted the Pats to win when you've said you hate them?

Since you misunderstood, I offered double or nothing for the Bowl that the Pats will win again (and then you pay me $20).

I was thinking of the 4th cause that's when I have a trip. I DID mean the superbowl, I WILL bet you $30 and we'll see who learns the lesson, Malley!

Keith · 01-20-2015, 12:30 PM

But why would you say the 4th if the Super Bowl is on the 1st?!?!?!?!!?!??!?!

I will happily take your money, and shame on you.

Go football.

iheartnihilism · 01-20-2015, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Keith

But why would you say the 4th if the Super Bowl is on the 1st?!?!?!?!!?!??!?!
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Now you're just being silly.

PsychoLoco · 01-20-2015, 05:16 PM

According to my 2 sons and their xbox 360 with the Madden 2014 game, the 10-year-old Seahawks player beats the 14-year-old Pats player with a TD run in overtime because, and I quote the 14-year-old, "How are those fat Seahawks defenders so fast? Why can't Pats defenders tackle or intercept when they are right by the ball?"

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WSEIII Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Nebraska Posts: 1,200	With the exception of a medical emergency, no one with a needle is coming near my balls.
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Mattman Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 281	Jackie is dead right about Hong Kong and Macau. I lived there for over 13 years, on and off since 1983. I was even there on the day when Britain had to hand it back to China in 1997, ending 150 years of British rule. Prior to 1997 many local schools taught English as a 2nd language, meaning that other classes would also be conducted in English, but now English is taught as a foreign language, in favour of Mandarin Chinese. So the quality of English generally has fallen. It's still a great place to live, and it's really good that people like Jackie visit to give the expats some REAL live entertainment. I hope she comes to Vietnam next - I will be first in line for a ticket.
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Enunciated Piffle Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Montana Posts: 4,080	Jackie Kashian in a HUAR shirt. Pretty f-ing neat. Glad she came back on.
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iheartnihilism Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Jersey City Posts: 1,571	My tweet was "$10 pats win". I thought I was clear, I was saying $10 says the pats win. Why would I say that and mean "ill give you $10 if the pats win"? Why would I think you wanted the Pats to win when you've said you hate them? Since you misunderstood, I offered double or nothing for the Bowl that the Pats will win again (and then you pay me $20). I was thinking of the 4th cause that's when I have a trip. I DID mean the superbowl, I WILL bet you $30 and we'll see who learns the lesson, Malley!
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Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,543	But why would you say the 4th if the Super Bowl is on the 1st?!?!?!?!!?!??!?! I will happily take your money, and shame on you. Go football.
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PsychoLoco Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Ukraine Posts: 316	According to my 2 sons and their xbox 360 with the Madden 2014 game, the 10-year-old Seahawks player beats the 14-year-old Pats player with a TD run in overtime because, and I quote the 14-year-old, "How are those fat Seahawks defenders so fast? Why can't Pats defenders tackle or intercept when they are right by the ball?" Keith likes this.
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