2123: The Jenny Awards

dannyhatch · 01-21-2015, 04:45 PM

With Nick Maritato – Comics dating comics; Girl Meets World; eating alone in public; Chemda’s wedding countdown; 17-year-old girl happily loses her virginity to her father; the Cannibal Cop joins dating sites; STFU SOTU; Whiplash review; American Sniper’s Chris Kyle was a chronic liar; 2015 Academy Award nominees; The Roast of Terry Bradshaw; New England Patriots cheat; Omarosa has proof Bill Cosby raped women that she can’t share; QVC debates if the moon is a star or a planet

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WSEIII · 01-21-2015, 10:26 PM

Not sure if I'll see American Sniper with all the lies Keith mentioned.

Will Bill Cosby be the keynote speaker at this year's Rapecon?

Keith · 01-21-2015, 10:39 PM

GOD DAMN YOU ARE SO QUICK AND SO SHARP I LOVE IT AND I LOVE YOU! THANK YOU FOR THAT!

WSEIII · 01-21-2015, 11:52 PM

Are the father daughter duo going to have squealing pigs for wedding music?

Keith · 01-22-2015, 12:07 AM

SEE?! YOU GET THE DUMB ONE OUT OF THE WAY AND THE GEM QUICKLY FOLLOWS!

A+!

BrianAlt · 01-22-2015, 07:24 AM

I found a picture of the 18 year old girl known as "Jelly". Isn't she pretty?

Enunciated Piffle · 01-22-2015, 08:21 AM

This picture arouses me.

You know what? Female sexuality is intimidating...

I think all women should cover their bodies.

Furthermore. I think all men should be worshipped and non-compliant women beaten.

Holy shit. I think I just invented a religion!

Quick. Someone get me a tax break

Eric M · 01-22-2015, 08:41 AM

This guy is hilarious. Great show!
That's kind of a funny thing when it comes to cash for gifts. I definitely agree it's the best way to go but it's a little funny that chemda gave Keith money for his wedding and he's essentially gonna give it back for hers.

starscream · 01-22-2015, 12:13 PM

Iceland has an app for avoiding accidental incest: App to prevent 'accidental incest' proves a hit with Icelanders (Wired UK)

Can't do nothing about the intentional ones.

FingerLakes · 01-22-2015, 12:56 PM

As a dude who's turned on by older men I am down for Dad/son, uncle/nephew type situations. I know this is a tricky situations with M/F relations as the possible resulting child would have so many physical and mental issues plus have to live with the stigma their parents created, and so making it kind of legal would open up a can of worms of "you can have sex but it has to be with a condom."
Or maybe the man would have to opt in for a vasectomy.

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Also I've seen a documentary on these mutually agreed upon incestuous relationships and 90% of them happen in cases like this one: The two people are separated either at birth or soon there after. They meet again after the child has sexually matured and then something happens where chemically they are attracted to each other in way where they recognize similarities in each other and then that becomes sexual.

I still think this particular girl needs therapy if her first and only sexual relationship has been with her father

she needs to go out and play the field. Maybe go fuck her cousins...

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01-21-2015, 04:45 PM	#1 (permalink)
dannyhatch Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 1,591	2123: The Jenny Awards With Nick Maritato – Comics dating comics; Girl Meets World; eating alone in public; Chemda’s wedding countdown; 17-year-old girl happily loses her virginity to her father; the Cannibal Cop joins dating sites; STFU SOTU; Whiplash review; American Sniper’s Chris Kyle was a chronic liar; 2015 Academy Award nominees; The Roast of Terry Bradshaw; New England Patriots cheat; Omarosa has proof Bill Cosby raped women that she can’t share; QVC debates if the moon is a star or a planet Guest: Nick Maritato Share this episode: Twitter, Facebook & email Get the show: on iTunes, on Stitcher and RSS feed __________________ http://twitter.com/dannyhatch DannyHatch.com "Stay sick. Don't get well." -- The Mountain Goats (shut up.)
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01-21-2015, 10:26 PM	#2 (permalink)
WSEIII Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Nebraska Posts: 1,200	Not sure if I'll see American Sniper with all the lies Keith mentioned. Will Bill Cosby be the keynote speaker at this year's Rapecon?
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01-21-2015, 10:39 PM	#3 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,541	GOD DAMN YOU ARE SO QUICK AND SO SHARP I LOVE IT AND I LOVE YOU! THANK YOU FOR THAT!
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01-21-2015, 11:52 PM	#4 (permalink)
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01-22-2015, 12:07 AM	#5 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,541	SEE?! YOU GET THE DUMB ONE OUT OF THE WAY AND THE GEM QUICKLY FOLLOWS! A+!
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01-22-2015, 07:24 AM	#6 (permalink)
BrianAlt Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Northern NJ Posts: 4,690	I found a picture of the 18 year old girl known as "Jelly". Isn't she pretty? Czarveillance and Enunciated Piffle like this.
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01-22-2015, 08:21 AM	#7 (permalink)
Enunciated Piffle Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Montana Posts: 4,080	This picture arouses me. You know what? Female sexuality is intimidating... I think all women should cover their bodies. Furthermore. I think all men should be worshipped and non-compliant women beaten. Holy shit. I think I just invented a religion! Quick. Someone get me a tax break Rommorwen likes this.
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01-22-2015, 08:41 AM	#8 (permalink)
Eric M Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: Ft. Lauderdale, FL Posts: 448	This guy is hilarious. Great show! That's kind of a funny thing when it comes to cash for gifts. I definitely agree it's the best way to go but it's a little funny that chemda gave Keith money for his wedding and he's essentially gonna give it back for hers.
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01-22-2015, 12:13 PM	#9 (permalink)
starscream Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,025	Iceland has an app for avoiding accidental incest: App to prevent 'accidental incest' proves a hit with Icelanders (Wired UK) Can't do nothing about the intentional ones. Enunciated Piffle likes this.
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01-22-2015, 12:56 PM	#10 (permalink)
FingerLakes Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: Hollow Bastion Posts: 1,887	As a dude who's turned on by older men I am down for Dad/son, uncle/nephew type situations. I know this is a tricky situations with M/F relations as the possible resulting child would have so many physical and mental issues plus have to live with the stigma their parents created, and so making it kind of legal would open up a can of worms of "you can have sex but it has to be with a condom." Or maybe the man would have to opt in for a vasectomy. ----------------------- Also I've seen a documentary on these mutually agreed upon incestuous relationships and 90% of them happen in cases like this one: The two people are separated either at birth or soon there after. They meet again after the child has sexually matured and then something happens where chemically they are attracted to each other in way where they recognize similarities in each other and then that becomes sexual. I still think this particular girl needs therapy if her first and only sexual relationship has been with her father she needs to go out and play the field. Maybe go fuck her cousins...
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