2127: The Big Show

[dannyhatch]

The 57-Hour Marathon; Keith vs. the medical community; gearing up for the Super Bowl; Miss USA; Mick Foley cheats in a chicken wing eating contest; pitchman Vince Offer’s new product InVINCEable; Sam Smith vs. Tom Petty; Whitney Houston’s daughter unconscious in bathtub; Heidi Montag’s dad arrested on charges of child sex abuse and incest; should adult incest be legal?; Boyhood, Foxcatcher, A Most Violent Year, The Interview, and Transparent reviewed; an all-female Ghostbusters remake

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[Scumhook]

Keith's segue from a 10 min rant about the horrors of incest and the stupidity of certain fans into Vista Print's $9.99 deal was fucking brilliant

[Sashi]

Can we stop it with the slippery slope thing? It's literally the example of logically fallacy they use in logic/philosophy/debate classes. Sure, some slippery slope arguments have basis in reality, but the vast majority of arguments based on it are completely nonsensical.

[Scumhook]

Originally Posted by Sashi

Can we stop it with the slippery slope thing? It's literally the example of logically fallacy

I see you've used "literally".

Thanks to cunts like you who don't worry about slippery slopes, that word now literally has lost its meaning.

The only slippery slopes that should be allowed are in female Asian jelly wrestling.

[Sashi]

That's the correct way to use literally, though. It's not figuratively the example. It's literally the example they use in classes.

[Scumhook]

Originally Posted by Sashi

That's the correct way to use literally, though. It's not figuratively the example. It's literally the example they use in classes.

Yes, but it's literally not used that way any moar, due to grammar sliding down a slippery slope.

The little bastards in your aforementioned classes get to say "I literally died laughing" and we all just go along fat, dumb & happy; down the slippery slope to linguistic doom.

[Jack Bastard]

Keef should've given the MRI person one of his Vista Print business cards. From what I hear they're so inexpensive that you can just hand them out willy-nilly, they're so well made that everyone can read them also, if there's a misprint Vista Print WILL MAKE IT RIGHT!!

Physician, heal thyself!

[Lanfear]

Not technically incest but pretty weird anyway:

Years ago, the late Whitney Houston opened her home to 12-year-old Nick Gordon, a boy whose birth mother could no longer care for him. The legendary singer never legally adopted Gordon, but raised him as her son for more than a decade alongside her younger daughter, Bobbi Kristina Brown. When Whitney suddenly passed away in 2012, Bobbi Kristina was consumed with grief and seemed to find comfort in perhaps the only other person who could understand her pain. Soon, rumors began to swirl that she and Gordon had begun a romantic relationship. Then, the two dropped a bombshell a year after Whitney's death: They were engaged.

The relationship raised a lot of eyebrows and drew criticism from fans and family alike. Still, Bobbi Kristina and Gordon wed, announcing their marriage on Twitter earlier this year.

[FingerLakes]

Oh man I didn't know that's where Nick came from. I'd heard they were cousins, but seems they were raised as brother and sister. ooph.

[FingerLakes]

Dearest Keith

I think the point is we are confusing morals for crimes. The list of acts LotCRs gave, piss play, bukkake, orgies, sodomy, homesexing, most of those things right now, are currently on the books in many states (and other countries) as punishable crimes.

It's only been, what, 30ish years, since being caught holding hands or kissing another person of the same gender would get you arrested in America. Some states still have buttsex listed as a crime. You cannot depict piss play in porn, homemade or otherwise, in a bunch of states in the midwest. England just made it a crime to shoot porn where the woman has a projectile ejaculation. And why? Because these things are gross or make people feel icky or because a magical white man in the sky said not to do it.

So if you said something like "all incest lead to mental trauma" or "all incest involves a victim without a choice" that would make a more understandable argument than your current argument of "EVERYONE IS CRAZY, OOHH, HEY!"